Way back in the misty past when Cafe Society was new, we had an add a verse thread for that famous children’s song Diarrhea (a word I have to look up to spell every time). This morning, after the weatherman said after today it wouldn’t rain again, this popped into my head:
Boy was sitting on a railroad track
His feet were full with blisters
Tore his pants on a rusty nail
And now he wears his sister’s
Never saw a purple cow
Never hope to see one
But I can tell you here and now
I’d rather see than be one.
Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more no more
It ain’t gonna rain no more
So how the heck I’m gonna wash my neck
If it ain’t gonna rain no more?
I remember hearing punny ones and I was thinking of making up some for the nieces but thought I’d come here to see what you folks had first.