Here’s another verse I once heard (once was enough):
When the dogs go wild, you can smell it for a mile,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Here’s another dog-related one:
When you’re walking with your dog
And you let loose a liquid log
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Charming, I know.
When your sittin’ in the chair
Turns to shittin in the chair
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When your butt crack fills with goo
And your scrotum’s covered too
…
When you want to have sex
But your bowels start to flex
…
When you think it’s really pee
but then you see it on your knee
When it’s sitting in your pants
and you dog raves and rants.
Just when you think it’s wind,
Then’s the time it starts to 'rain,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re tryin’ to make a dollar.
And your butt lets out a holler.
When you eat at Taco Bell
And your butt burns like Hell.