Do you remember that good ol’ playground song?
The one you loved but your teachers and parents hated?
Am I missing any lines here? Please add them if I am, and I really wanna see some new lines. Something catchy. Something funny.
Some people think it’s gross but I like it on my toast
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
You may think it’s funny but it’s really wet & runny
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
We made up lots of these in grade school. All I can remeber is:
When you go into town and everything’s brown
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you ate all those jalapenos,
And you wish you’re ass was someone else’s;
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re running to first and you feel something burst…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re running to home and you feel something foam…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
No hurt,no pain, just let it drain
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
If you’re fallin’ on your tushy and you’re feelin’ something squshy,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re swimming in the pool and you feel something cool,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Man, I was just trying to think of the words this morning, for some non-gastrointestinally related reason. What the heck were the words to “second”?
When you’re Trolling in The Pit and you gotta take a … poo
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
I always said the refrain part with a couple of cha-cha-cha’s thrown in there, for instance, in these verses to complete the baseball set:
*When you reach second, you feel your pants a’wettin
Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha!
When you reach third, you can feel that juicy turd
Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha!*
When you get to last and you feel a mighty blast…
Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diahrrea! Cha-cha-cha
*
*cha cha cha’s an optional extra
When the thread should be in Cafe Society
Cause it is of the artistic variety…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
“when you’re running down the hall
and it splashes on the wall
Diarrhea! Diarrhea”
We didn’t cha-cha, we made two quick raspberry sounds ( I can’t spell those sounds).
How funny! We always used to grunting sounds…
Is that more of a “Uh” or a “Uhh” or a “Ugh” (with a silent ‘g’)?
When you fart but then instead
Out pops a turtle head
Diarrhea! (plop, plop) Diarrhea!
If your name is Mizza and you like to eat Pizza. . . .
[sub]It was all i could think of[/sub]
Ok now i got some real ones:
When you’re climbing up a pole
and it’s spittin’ from your hole.
When you eat a Big Mac
and you feel big smack
As your making scrambled eggs
and goo slides down your legs.
“Rock Me Amadeus” Based on the performance by Falco
“Diarrhea” Parody by Phil Nelson
It makes me always have to set foot in the bathroom.
It’s not very nice, feel real bad as I zoom.
Have to sit on the toilet 'til it all falls out
I feel like screaming
Yeah, it rocks me, diarrhea.
Ooh yeah it feels like dynamite in my pants whenever I move
No, it’s not all right.
And I run to the john, let it all fall out
It makes me wanna shout
It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.
With a bottle of coke in one hand and Immodium in the other
'Cause I wanna get better soon
I just am worried that the next day might continue this
This really is the pits
It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.
My mind can’t work ‘cause I gotta go all the time
I hate when this happens, I’m not feelin’ fine
I hope this is soon history.
Until then I say:
It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.