Have you been reading The Farmer’s Almanac, or did you browse the Weather Channel web site?
Nah. Just before I fried him up this mornin’ Phil told me he checks with Zelda the Wolverine who actually can predict weather but hates people so she just tells Phil what to tell everybody. So now I get to check with Zelda.
Oh Brussels sprouts, that noble vegetable,
That far too infrequently graces our tabable,
Whether with Hollandaise or with garlic grilled,
Our praise to you can not be o’er spilled!
Good plan.
I’d check with the groundhog at school, but they moved a playground house off of his hole, and he is so pissed off I’m certain that he would lie.
He’d still make for a tasty brekkie. Just sayin’.
I was on a cooking kick today. I made pene pasta with meat sauce for the twins for lunch, and for the hubs and I, I made Spanish rice with black beans which we made into burritos with cheese and salsa. The for dinner I made hamburgers. It was yum.
There is a ton of pasta left, so I know what I am having tomorrow.
Is that a plural or an abbreviation?
You are a braver man than I.
I met him coming around the corner of a building one morning. He was going to get to the next corner first, whether it was around, over, or through me.
Scary little bastard!
Abbreviation! I wouldn’t want more than one :eek: I’d be so worn out 
You are awful, evil, vile, rotten, and a liar! :eek:
Punxsy Phil says we’ll have an early spring & I believe him!
As I see it, Spring begins anywhere between Feb 10 & 18, depending upon your position
Between you and Swampy, I am very, very afraid to click on that link…
And, Swampy is a dukey butt.
Don’t forget dukey butt.
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A dukey butt?
Good evening!
Today we bought one of these…www.chevrolet.com/camero-performance-cars.html
Did we intend to buy one today…erm no. And yet the dealership is bringing the exact one we wanted from another dealership and it will be here Wednesday.
I am mr ems sugar momma 
I knew you were smarter than the average bear. 
What kind of toys would that be?
Lick her? I just met her!
Sweet! Wanna adopt me? I’m housebroken and use coasters!
Irked, came home.
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 44 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 65 for the day. We are on another warmin’ trend here in south Jawja.
mmmmmms don’t let doggio fool ya. Sure he uses coasters but you don’t wanna know how he uses 'em. :eek:
I think flytrap called me an ass. :dubious:
Ok now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then purtification for deheathenization must commence. Da cave smells like roasted turkey, which is now all sliced up. Everything but the rolls is already cooked and will be heated up whilst the rolls bake after deheathenization. NUM!
Happy Sunday Y’all!
She doesn’t talk and wants to buy me expensive toys…I think I’m in LOVE!!! 
- Two-wheeled motorless rides, & some camera equipment.
Blurf.
I will be meeting VunderKind and Future DiL for brekkies in about an hour.
Scott looked better than I expected, but still like hell. Sister and I visited with him for about a half hour; maybe 5-10 minutes he was visibly awake. He was wacked out on morphine.
There were flashes of his old self. I walked in and asked, “You gonna kick my ass?”
“Give me 5 minutes, and I’ll get right on it.”
My parting shot to him was, “Hey dude, when my time comes, I’m expecting you to be there to greet me.”
“I will, man.”
By my estimation, he doesn’t have much more than 2 weeks left. 
In other family news, my newly divorced sister has rediscovered the world of dating, so I gave her a lot of grief for that. But I give her grief for everything…