…followed by the Geico gecko.
I howled at this characterization, and I really needed a laugh tonight. Thank you!
What about Motaur? The half-man, half motorcycle dude. Or does he not count because he’s not technically an animal?
Well, he is an ass.
Personally, I like the emu and the gecko. The owl on the America’s Best commercials is a sarcastic schmuck, though.
Keep the emu, lose the schmuck.
Ollie the TripAdvisor owl is an annoying little avian turd.
OK, I can accept a motaur. It’s supposed to be funny. What introduces dissonance is the one where the motaur and the human are on a ridge, watching ‘wild’ motaurs speeding across the desert floor. So… what? Are motaurs wild animals, or are they human-like beings? If you’re born wild, how to you become civilised?
I want to know why does the Motaur wear what appears to be a belt holding his torso to the bike tank.
Did wild motaurs invent their clothing or is that actually their hide? Did they evolve or invent the helmets?
It’s a joke. “Does a bear shit in the woods?” It was mildly funny the first couple of ads.
I got this thing from Amazon, it is a squirt bottle of sorts, they call it a portable bidet. And yes, it works well after you do the initial wiping.
That was funny when he complained he wasn’t working for Geico.
I hate hate hate those commercials. The one with the boy bear saying At least my hinnies clean.
Watch, at your own risk. 
well it’s sort of a cross-promotion .becuase dominoes sponsors the Nascar team /driver and if you’ve ever seen the fire/safety suits they have to wear these days … they do sort of look like a big onsie …
that ones about 2 or 3 years old and i think we discussed it before ,
Oh. My. GOD.
I was a captive audience while people were watching ‘BattleBots’ on a network where it was 5 minutes of show / 5 minutes of commercials continuously. Every commercial break had a Dairy Queen ad and it always ended with an inane and extremely irritating 5 bar chorus whistled jingle.
Other than my patience being stretched to a ragged edge, what really flat-out amazed me was how everybody else seemed to let the barrage of noisy, splashy ads roll right off them. It was no big deal to them. I didn’t get that.
( The actual robots battling each other was cool though, but like football it was tedious to tolerate 90 percent bullshit per 10 percent of actual action )
Eeeek! This is worse that the boy bear dancing with his underwear.
It reminds me of pancakes (with a Scottish accent). ‘Och! I’ve got a bad case of the KRUSTEAZ!’