Actually, those people looked pretty comfortable to begin with.
Buying/leasing a gallery.
High hopes, I guess.
Nineteen times a night, bitch on TV: “Why am I not concerned blah blah blah?”
Me, screaming: “BECAUSE IT’S A NISSAN SALES EVENT!”
They also looked retired, so how is moving the money around in their accounts going to make any appreciable difference in the short term?
Unless they have huge amounts of money just burning a hole in their pockets? “Move $50M into that high risk investment Bernie has. He says I can get a quick 20% ROI, I need $10M to buy a new house near the kids.”
Huh? Explain?
@Dung_Beetle presumably sees the same damn Nissan commercial several times per hour.
Exactly so. It’s this one:
Progressive’s abomination is back in a new commercial, this time trying on shoes tires. Or maybe he’s switched motos, I can’t really tell with the sound off.
I’ve been bombarded with a Hidden Valley Ranch commercial that twists my innards. It shows a couple accepting a pizza delivery, then, upon opening the pizza box, they find a bottle of HVR taped inside the lid.
Next they dip what looks like school cafeteria pizza into a large bowl of HVR.
Now the worst part: They smile at each other, the corners of their mouths now dripping with excess white liquid.
I hate every corner of this commercial.
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Who is the woman in this commercial? She looks amazing!! Nissan is on a roll. First we see Brie Larson looking so spectacular that I didn’t recognize her at first and now this beautful Latina. Hope to see more of her!!!
Hina Abdullah.
She’s listed in Dung_Beetle’s link. Not Latina.
It’s made me sick, and I haven’t even seen it!
1-877-KARS4KIDS has morphed from the most annoying radio commercial to the most annoying television ad. Holy fuck those miserable little brats semi-pretending to play instruments while singing that satanic melody could easily replace ipecac for inducing vomiting. I hear two chords of that godawful tune and I hit the remote just as quickly as I turn the radio off in the car.
If you must, here’s a sample
This woman fumbling an iPhone (annoying sound warning!) commercial makes me dive for the mute button every time. So annoying and apparently I am not alone because I searched YouTube for “annoying phone dropping commercial” and there it was.
And to add insult to the ear injury her phone isn’t even dirty when she drops it in the dust.
Oh goody, validation! My God is that commercial annoying-- both the dumb, exaggerated dropping act and especially that song. That bliggitybliggityboobidityblippipbpooppop song!
You want annoying sound, try the Wendy’s auto-tuned alert commercials. It’s like they’re trying to piss me off.
Seeing Dikembe Mutombo running around in his uniform swatting away people’s attempts to add to their supermarket carts, toss paper wads in the garbage etc. does not make me want to buy Geico’s insurance.
Why they felt the need to recycle an ad from 2013 starring someone who plays the part of an obnoxious turd is a mystery.
At least they could update it, maybe with Mike Trout getting out of his car after being rear-ended and smashing the offender’s windshield with a baseball bat. Ha-ha-ha!
Can anyone explain the character in the Stanton Optical commercials? Big glasses, flamboyant mannerisms, theatrical costumes. What the fuck is he supposed to be?