I knew her life must have bleak, but Damn!
Well, I feel like yeeting that guy every single time I see/hear him, so she’s a mystery. He gets creepier with each commercial.
Is THAT what you kids are calling it these days?
(Anyone got a definition?)
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Another SUV ad starts with a series of high-end cars stuck in mud and spinning their wheels - a Lambo…
By the way, I just realized that, as a Packer fan, I really shouldn’t buy a Lamborghini. I’d be too tempted to take it off a jump.
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(So I could say I’ve done a Lambo Leap!)
And they’re getting dumber. The last one was about going to “the game” and talking about the parking lot.
There’s another commercial I caught about some car where a woman has obviously just buried a body (among other things, she tosses a shovel into the back seat) and then uses the built-in phone to call some friends to “establish an alibi” by claiming that she’s “around the back” or some such BS. (Sorry this is so vague; I only saw it once and have no recollection what car it was for so I can’t track it down.) Not being up on current automotive technology, but wouldn’t a car with that sort of thing probably also have a built-in GPS that the cops would be able to use to track her former location?
Never mind that; a mobile phone is going to leave a location trail.
Well, if you do get a Lombo, make sure it is green and gold.
Those Rexulti commercials with people carrying smiley faces on sticks make me go 
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These kids today…
Yeeting an Opponent in Fortnite
Down an Enemy – Down an enemy. Knock a player down so they’re crawling around on the floor, but don’t kill them altogether. Pick Them Up – Run over and pick up your opponent. … Throw Them Off to Yeet in Fortnite – You’ve now yeeted an opponent in Fortnite and dealt damage.
Yeet:
As much as you may hate Doug, rest assured that the emu hates him a hundred-fold more. Forced to attempt co-existence in a human world to which it does not belong, confined in human vehicles and buildings, and mentally tortured to near the point of insanity, the emu watches and waits for its time to rise up. The emu will have its revenge. Someday. Someday soon…
I love emus. Have you seen that little dance they do when they get excited about something?
I wanna see Doug try to dance.
I just saw a four minute long commercial on my tv starring Christian movie star Melissa Joan Hart, pushing online coffee.
This one triggers my misophonia, and I hate HATE this commercial…
I wanna see Doug immolated.
This is an excerpt from a commercial that literally sends shivers down my spine.
Can you give us a hint why? I won’t click on a link blind, but even if i did your “shivers” comment would stop me… I do not do well with scary/creepy stuff.
Sorry, I should have said. It’s a vid some people would consider cute/ funny. It’s an older woman who, upon smelling her laundry, does “sexy” dance moves. Creeps me right out.
Son, you’re just not old enough!