Again with the annoying commercials!

Part of the same Allstate campaign. If they’re trying to find a replacement for “Mayhem”, these ain’t it.

The Sapphire VISA commercial with the privileged plastic blonde and her annoying plastic blonde mom/friend bitching that her boyfriend didn’t propose, but at least she could get points for buying dinner. All I can think is the guy dodged a bullet and should continue to not propose.

The video says they are the “Foster Sisters”, whatever that is. Still annoying AF.

He dodged a bullet there.

The theme, if there is one, is of clueless college football fans. In one instance the guy is a University of Michigan fan while in the other he’s a University of Texas fan. The commercials are, of course, airing during the football season.

Dude, I just saw that commercial and I almost kicked my TeeVee in.

No doubt! Assuming this situation has any degree of reality to it, maybe the guy is messing with her head on purpose. Gets down on one knee in restaurant ‘A’…Ties shoe. Gets down on one knee in restaurant ‘B’…“Hey, look-- a quarter!”.

“My card doesn’t work- can you pay again?”.

The new Amazon commercial-. Daughter comes home for the holidays, goes to her old room. Dad in there on an exercise machine, wearing gym shorts. She is disgusted.

Look, he is wearing gym shorts- in his own home. Nothing wrong with that.

Must’ve been written by the same person who was aghast at catfood in the fridge.

I’m not familiar with this commercial. Perhaps she’s disgusted because what was her room now smells like a locker room?

No, it’s a middle aged dad with a paunch on a treadmill, wearing old school gym shorts (tight and short, like we wore in high school fifty years ago). It’s a commentary on his style choices, which his daughter finds objectionable.

Yes, yes there is. Back in our day, every guy could wear short gym shorts, and walk around the neighborhood with no shirt on.

But the world has changed, and NO one (esp. a teenager) wants to see our pasty thighs.

I’m old enough that I sound like the people watching the “Don’t turn into your parents” commercials and thinking “Hey, what’s wrong with _______?”
(being overly outgoing, giving strangers advice, joking around with the silent motorcyclist at the gas station).

I think the point is that he is doing his thing in the privacy of his own home, in a room with the door closed, so as to not inflict his-self on others. Yeah, it’s awkward that his not-living-at-home daughter returned home and finds him exercising in her old room - hardy-harr look at the silly/clueless/worthless dad/man - and let’s order him some clothes with more coverage.

Sure, but that means the teenager is wrong. Yes, if he had been out in public wearing those shorts, some sort of “eww’ reaction would be okay. But not in his own house.

Yep. Just like older parents may want to go into their own home sauna or hot tub naked. At home that is totally Okay.

Personally to me, it can be okay elsewhere, but I understand others viewpoints.

I still maintain you guys have all turned into your parents.

I thought thought the girl in the ad was a college student. That said, her father looked too old to be listening to a ‘90s band like Collective Soul. REO Speedwagon or Steely Dan would’ve been more believable.

There’s an ad for what I presume is a private school that I’ve only seen on streaming services. Like most commercials, the volume is just slightly louder than the show’s volume, but not enough to be bothersome until the end when they zoom in on a precious little tyke, the volume suddenly increases, and he says

“MOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEE!”

It’s startling, and I’m surprised it didn’t destroy the speakers.

Appears so.

The college girl buying her dad shorts commercial and that dumb Reese’s Pieces/Kit Kat Halloween commercial both suffer from You Know The Trope Syndrome. They do not make any sense unless you know that dad’s are embarrassing and boys are terrible.

The Halloween one where 3 kids knock on a door. First boy says, “Kick Ass!*” and the other happily exclaims, “Reese’s!” And then a little girl appears and gets two candies because. . . girls are more deserving?

There is nothing in either of these commercials that show why these guys are deserving of our contempt except, you know, dads and boys. Yuck.

*I know he says “Kit Kat!” but it really, really sounds like “Kick ass!” to me.

The girl was wearing a costume in which she was half Kit Kat, half Reese’s candy. So she didn’t get rewarded with two candies because she was a girl, but because she was a more shameless corporate shill than the boys.

Most Excellent Analysis! :grin: