Last year on the way to Graceland where I planned on proposing to my girlfriend, we stopped in Biloxi Mississippi for the night. We left our room at the Beau Rivage and headed down to their chinese restaraunt. After eating our meal the waitress brought us our fortune cookies. Mine was pointless as usual. My girlfriend’s however said “you will soon make a very important decision”. I laughed to myself and considered proposing to her right then. I ended up waiting for Graceland though. It was much cooler.
The next day after I proposed to her, we both had a good laugh over it. We still have the fortune.
that_darn_cat: Maybe they ran out of the “stick with your wife” fortune cookie (simpsons ref.)
A friend of mine once tried to hook me up with a guy who was under 5’ tall, and he took me to a Chinese restaurant as our blind date. His fortune cookie that evening read “Good things come in small packages.” Mine read “Keep on the trail to a bigger goal.”