Ahoy you Stupid German Freak

[Fiver]

You are aware of the penalty for misleading Fiver, are you not?

[tiny_ham]

oh boy…

I hope so.

[Spavined_Gelding]

jarbaby,Wiiieee geht’s?

[apotheosis]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
it just seems like a creepy thing a serial killer would force you to do.

Damn. And I thought it was an off-the-wall reference to “Dune.”

[Byzantine]

“Just because a gal is into speaking German and talking about bondage doesn’t mean she’s a promiscuous, brainless leather whore.” – jarbabyj

Now, I like this quote. Just look at it, up there, unadorned. I LIKE it. Powerful. Direct. Enticing. I so want to use this SOMEHOW in my writing… but I’m loath to find WHERE!

Frankly, and to the point, hon, all jokes aside: I’m a real warrior babe. I can twirl some of the biggest of assholes over my head and fling them to places unknown. You just tell me where and when. I’m SO there! :0

[Zanshin]

jar, you should go back with not only your hubby, but every other big motherfucker you can find, to, ah, explain to the gentleman why ceasing to email you would be a really good idea.

Big motherfucker signing in. Where should I leave the remains?

[jmonster]

*Originally posted by jarbabyj *
It’s official, weirdo. Your email is now filtered directly to the trash. And now I can never go back to the Marigold because you’ve promised you’ll be watching for me.

Or maybe I will go back. And bring my 300 pound husband with me.

Then we’ll see what the harm is.

Ladies and (250 lb & up) Gentlemen, I think we’ve got the makings of the next ChiDope. Anybody ready to commit to a date and time?

Oh, and after the various Kraut-pounding and celebratory karaoke is over, I really want to ask jarbabyj’s husband how he feels about this Welder thing. And the Rammstein thing. And the firemen thing.

[tiny_ham]

*Originally posted by jmonster *
Oh, and after the various Kraut-pounding and celebratory karaoke is over, I really want to ask jarbabyj’s husband how he feels about this Welder thing. And the Rammstein thing. And the firemen thing.

He sighs a lot.

And he doesn’t like to look at the refrigerator or my bulletin board, or my closet door.

But otherwise, he’s fine with it.

jarbaby

[MikeG]

Yeah, but how does he feel about me? Do you tell him about us?
::remembers JarHubby’s role as the auto mechanic, slapping the bigass wrench in his hand menacingly::

Umm…I mean …err…

::Flees to a foreign country::

perhaps some German beer coasters will pacify him???

[Bob_Scene]

If anyone from Turbonegro is reading this now, they’re probably pissed off that they broke up before doing a song called “Ahoy You Stupid German Freak.”