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poetry
bat
tle
I curse vB to hell
it has destroyed my post
fuck it fuck it all
the tim, you poor fool
you must use
for
all of your spacing.
oops, and fuck it too
i made a grievous mistake
to not use <code></code>
Gort get the toilet ready to flush all this waste DOWN, Down, dooooowwwn. F-F-Fluuusssssha!!
what the hell was that
saepiroth does not know
you might not either
One leaf foretells Fall.
This has made Threadspotting now;
Way to go, lucwarm!
And shall we banish poets to the Pit?
Nay, for this thread is far too eloquent
And lacks such epithets as “fuck” and “shit”
And suchlike, through which Dopers’ fury’s spent.
And though the the OP’s message was, by rights,
As angrily intentioned as most rants,
And though his post bewailed the kilobytes
Devoted to the contents of girls’ pants,
Yet surely such inspired venting may,
In some small part, betray a greater aim,
Insinuate some class into this fray,
And – yes – enlighten those who seek to maim.
Although this wheat is mingled with the chaff,
Just leave it here: it’s still good for a laugh.
What
effect
were
you
trying
for
Tim
?
Wait! Preview Reply.
Board too slow. Submit Reply.
What the fuck. Clear Fields.
Your Lewis Carroll
Phraseology is useless
Stick to vB code!
O great dopers, all
Must rise before this bard’s sham
Smacking heads real hard
To stay on topic
I just hate all that leet crap
So I avoid chat
~vebr
To all who submit:
5, then 7, then 5 more.
Haikus thus are formed.
and…
Buddy icons with
Suggestive material;
Keep them to yourself.
I wanted to start
A haiku thread long ago;
Seems I missed my chance.
Stupid vB code;
I keep on screwing it up.
Brackets confuse me.
Inane chatter bag
moron or bot? who can tell?
not even Turing
AOL has no
healing light within its core
tards and antichrists
I felt joy today
threw a molotov cocktail
at steve case’s car
loser- friday night
no date, guess I’ll hit the bong
fire up AIM
LC
Why no Miss Cleo
say a fool and his money
soon parted? Ya mon.
Twice five syllables
Plus seven can’t say much, but
That’s haiku for you.
quoted in Douglas Hofstadter’s Metamagical Themas
Planning in advance
Is not my best quality,
In fact it is quite…
PT
I am new to this
failure and flames threaten me
cos I did not curse.
Sh**, Fu**, Da**!
Thou shalt curse here in the pit!
Follow this great rule.
Now it’s time to rant:
Mail server is down again,
like almost always.
Mails come from US,
do they shut it off at night?
Time zones are ignored.
This board makes my day,
internet line functions well.
Thanks for small mercies!