Too many porn-bots
Often more than half the room
Crowding humans out
That was you in there?
A/S/L LOL DOOD!
Wanna ch@t w/me?
HOT AND CREEMY GURLZ!
await you and also your
credit card number
Twenty-five year old
Cutie pie with tight bod? Nope.
Bob from Accounting.
I do not believe
you find zen within the sound
of one hand typing.
(Heh. And Uke thinks that the board only has culture in Cafe Society.)
Art thread in the Pit?
Let’s move it to the Cafe.
Corrado be damned!
Moving to cafe?
It’s six o’clock already!
What the hell happened?
Alphagene got pissed.
He simply dotes on haiku.
He moved it back here.
Typos fill the screen
Letters for words childishly
Not for the weak willed
Innocent pit thread
Reveals mods secret passion
for haiku. Who knew?
Alphagene tats lace.
Corrado does needlepoint.
Lynn? Also a nance.
britney is so cool
death comes soon for osama
hey. wanna cyber?
humor fails again
I should sleep now and stop this
but - no brain, no pain
A rant in the pit
With no vile words whatever
Inconcievable!
Leet Warez user
lame Ass Ascii graphix
wingdings and dingbats
Mail box falls to spam
head slams into wall endlessly
doh doh doh doh doh
no vile words? hah!
shit goddamn cocksucker ass.
there you go, reeder
Welcome! You’ve got mail!
A few buddies are on-line.
But you just want porn.
Lovers flirt on AIM
Grandma chats with L’il Johnny
Teenagers buy drugs
Funny AIM profile
Witty away message, too
No friends to read them
Emailing girlfriend
<bee-boop> Message from MyMom
“…hard cock.” <boo-beep> Fuck!
Here within this vile Doper’s hell,
These flames within which damned spirits fight
From Basho’s time an oddly cultured spell
Brings forth a hope of sanity and light.
Though oft the worm will eat the sweet rose heart
Cleaving once soft life with adamantine sin,
Here perhaps the rose will take worm’s part
Purging yet the sickness deep within.
Thus thinking, my Elizabethan hand
Has penned tonight this simple praiseful verse
That none should curse nor troll thus to be banned
And all be warmed to other minds diverse
And if your hearts my sonnet does not move,
Well fuck you all, you sissy haiku boobs.
wow says I, at that
however, i say we must
fight him with haiku!
cum sucking sluts are
in great abundance when one
uses IRC