Airplane! movie

Shep, down!

Airplane 2 was a much better sequel to Caddyshack than Caddyshack 2.

I use that bit (paraphrased) time to time

“He’s the top gun, head honcho, king of the hill, Numero uno, THE BIG CHEESE”

or “They’re WINKING AND BLINKING AND CHIRPING”

“I guess irony can be pret-ty ironic sometimes.”.

This is definitely one of my favorite bits out of the two films:

That, and the sorrow in Shatner’s voice when he says “No tower?”

“Between your own knees, Father.”

Over Macho Grande?

I’ll never get over Macho Grande

OK, boys, let’s get some pictures.

And now you can have your very own Otto!:

Built-in pump?! That’s not how the original worked.
They really blew it.

Not everyone has a beautiful and willing flight attendant available.

Well, that’s the automatic inflation. I’m sure the manual inflation nozzle is right where you would expect it.

Does it come with cigarettes to use after you inflate it?

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

You can get it cheaper somewhere else…

…There’s a sale at Penney’s!

And those shoes…!

I can make a hat, or a brooch or a pterodactyl

It’s everywhere. I was watching an old Antiques Roadshow the other day, and one of t he experts asked the guy with the antique “do you like gladiator movies?” It fit the antique, which I forget, but I laughed my ass off.

That was a great opportunity to use that line.