Alaways shootin' yer mouth off, aintcha? Newslink

Our new gum comes in 3 flavors-berry, chocolate, & dynamite!

WHEE! Something new to be paranoid about!

Meh. I don’t keep bottles of explosives around, and I never dip my gum. :smiley:

I actually thought it might have been a malevolent act by a third party, or a mistake in manufacturing. Those would have made me paranoid.

Also, what does dipping gum in citric acid do, anyways?

I suspect it would just make it sour, kind of like a “Sour Patch Kid” gum effect.