Alex, I'll take "Painful ways to end an evening for $200"

Cafe Society
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Alex Trebek wrecks his truck

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What is “Alex’s best Wright Bros. impression”?

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<Sean Connery> Knock, knock.

<Alex Trebek, exasperated> Who’s there?

<Sean Connery>Me, the guy who put the quaaludes in your coffee last night.

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[Connery]You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek![/Connery]

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I wonder if his landing was rough?

[Connery]Rough! The way yer mother likes it, Trebek![/Connery]