I don’t have any toys.
None. NO vibrator, no dildo, nothin’
Almost once a week I walk by the pleasure chest on Broadway and consider going in to buy a dildo. Just for fun.
And I never do.
I wish I had a dildo.
My dog would probably eat it.
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I am stunned to hear this. Getcher butt over to the Secret Santa thread, and then to the hint thread. Or just hope I draw your name.
If that doesn’t work, I’m considering the Buy jarbabyj a dildo fund. Once the addiction starts, though, you’re on your own. [sub]Cripes, I sound like a heroin dealer.[/sub]
I have a drawer full of toys I don’t use, but I wouldn’t go anywhere without a little silver bullet. 
Next in line would be one of those waterproof vibrators that you can buy almost anywhere.
porcupine said something about silicone. I love the fact that it’s not sticky like vinyl, but the one I got was so… flaccid! Frankly, I can swing it like a bolo. Does anyone have a specific one they recommend?
I loooove my toys. Right, now my two favorites are the Christy Canyon Complete Masturbation Kit and a generic zebra-striped phallic-shaped battery-operated vibrator. My hubby began a tradition six years ago of buying me a new one each Valentine’s Day in addition to whatever other more “traditional” gift he gives. We buy them from a local sex shop (there are several in the general area, owned and operated by the same people).
royjwood, that’s the best laugh I’ve had all week. Up to thirty orgasms per day! :rolleyes:
Along these same lines, may I insert (pardon the pun) a little question of my own? Of those women who do use toys, do you use it for penetration? If I do, it’s when I’m with the hubby - more for him than me, I guess (although I like it with a partner, I normally play the “outfield” when I’m alone). I’ve often wondered if I’m strange that way. I seem to remember something vaguely similar, maybe in the Kinsey report, about the percentage of women who use penetratoin during masturbation, but apparently I was preoccupied…
The silicone ones I good from http://www.goodvibes.com were …appropriately stiff. I don’t remember what I bought exactly, though - they’ve changed their product line a lot. They now have a “Make Your Own Dildo” kit. Perhaps this would be appropriate for the next big ChiDope. 
porcupine, if you host a sex toy party at the next ChiDope, I’m so there. (That’s how I got my one and only dildo, the aforementioned hot pink Jelly).
I think we could get quite a few DoperGuys to volunteer to be immortalized with the “Make Your Own Dildo” kit, too.
royjwood said, on separate occasions:
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Actually, it has nothing to do with open or closed mindedness. We simply do not require any other stimulation./quote]
I think that I’ve figured it out… based on a careful analysis of, well the above (Isn’t it obvious?), royjwood must have a vibrating dick. How cool is that?
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I have a purple jelly one and a plain white one. I use them too much.
Thanks for giving me a great laugh.
My kids would probably find mine (if I had one) and play with it at the kitchen table during Thanksgiving dinner.
Then, the dog would eat it.
I can just see the vet’s reaction when looking at the Xray.
“Yeah, it’s a Thrust-o-Matic 9000. I’ve seen this before.”
Oh, yeah! Mine is leopard-print though. I tried to get the zebra one, but they were out of stock. But for a mere 12 bucks, I ain’t complainin’.
And Shirley–just tell the kids it’s an electric ear cleaner.
p.s. royjwoody: Why on earth would you think that your fiancee doesn’t have one?
Don’t be afraid to ask questions, and do yourself a favor by going to a store that’s clean and well-lit.
Also, be sure to ask how to clean your toys and what lube you can use with them. You can’t use silicone based lube on a silicone dildo, for example, and you can clean toys with anything from rubbing alcohol to soap and water, depending on what it’s made out of.
A good harness can also be invaluable if you’re into that sort of thing.
Oh, and it’s absolutely worth the money to get something that is of a more flexible material.
Some of us prefer the exquisite pleasures that only a woman and a woman can share together, thanks much.
Is that all? What are you doing wrong?
Boy, it looks like I came to the right place with my question about sex toys. You guys sure know your stuff - so much that I am feeling a bit overwhelmed (but I’m sure it’s nothing that a little playtime wouldnt fix).
I am going tomorrow to buy the toys. On list of potential buys:
*pocket rocket
*hitachi magic wand
*Christy Canyon Complete Masturbation Kit
*jelly dildo (this one in particular has got my attention personally - I really dont think that I am brave enough to actually use a dildo for its intended purpose, but I am quite taken with the idea of a jelly dildo (like jelly bracelets or jelly sandals, I suppose), preferably in a lovely kelly green)
There is one I have heard about from people I know in real life - I think it is called “the butterfly,” or something similiar, and it is not a dildo, but a hand-held thing that has six-different ways to stimulate the clit (kind of like the waffle house of sex toys?) Anyway - anybody have any experience with a toy like that?
Hopefully this time tomorrow I will be posting about my sex toy purchases! : )
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Perhaps I missed the boat on this one, but the last time I was in a toy store there was one on display. After about thirty seconds of holding it my hand pretty much went numb, and I can’t fathom putting one of those things anywhere close to my body again.
Overstimulation can be a real bummer.
Boy, if there was one girl I expected to have a huge dildo collection, it was jarbaby.
I mean that in a good way.
Really!
I have to agree with andygirl on this one. The magic wand would be Great as a real massage (for back or neck), but I wouldn’t put it any where near my clit. It’s like a Tim Taylor[sup]tm[/sup] designed vibrater (More power! grunt).
The only “butterfly” I know of is a strap on deal-y. No, not like a strap-on, but the woman wears it and it rests over her clitular area, leaving the rest, er, open. The main point of this one, I suppose, is to be able to wear it during sex. They have different variations: Butterfly, Ladybug, Dolphin (smallest one)…there might be others.
The Butterfly I have has a remote control. So it’s fun to wear it under your clothes, hand the remote over to your SO, FB, complete stranger, whoever… and do something like go on a long car trip, to a noisy bar or restaurant (perhaps during a dopefest), etc. Very very fun. I think it’s use during actual intercourse would be pretty awkward, but it’s a fine public foreplay toy.
Alright…so I went to the Hustler Store last night to pick up some toys.
I was incredibly suprised by how tiny the “pocket rocket” was. I couldn’t find any rubber sleves to put it inside, so I didn’t buy it. I was really impressed with the packaging of it though, as it was really plain, and all the other dildi/vibrators had naked chicks on the packaging.
When i asked an employee for “the best” one they had, he told me that the highest selling one was the I-Rabbit, which is made by the same company as the pocket rocket, and sold for 80 some dollars.
Being that this is my woman’s first toy, and I wanted something a little less menacing as well as something that could be enjoyed by the two of us simultaneously. So I got her a relatively thin, smooth, vibrator. It has a curve at the end for G-spot action. I got it because it had no clitoral extension coming off of it that would inhibit my ability to please her orally as we used the thing.
The clerk at the Hustler store also said that he had recently bought something that he and his SO really enjoyed. It was a purple spiked rubber ring, with a tiny vibrating unit that slipped into it. I wear it on me, and it vibrates her clit when we’re going at it. Sounded like fun to me.
I will let everyone knows how the weekend goes, and what the ratings are on the aforementioned toys.
-Glen