For a vibrator, I prefer the coil type. Oster and Sunbeam used to make the best of these, but now all I can find is a wahl.
Silicone buttplugs are the best, especially our string of pearls.
They didn’t have the ears for it? Damn, that’s a shame! If I remember, I’ll check around on the web when I get home and see if I can find a place that sells them. The good thing about the pocket rocket is that because it doesn’t look like your typical vibrator, it makes a great travel vibe. 
Sounds like you made a good choice – by smooth you just meant un-ridged, right? Not smooth as in made of hard plastic?
I’ve found the vibrators that men are supposed to wear during sex to be … awkward at best. I bought one a while back (Senso-Stim – forgot to list that one above) and it made so much noise and the little bullet flopped around so much that I spent more time laughing (it amused me) than I did getting any enjoyment out of it. YMMV, of course. The little bullet portion turned out to be a great vibe alone, so it wasn’t a complete waste of money.
The only problem with that is that it’s not a wireless remote. That’s why I like my remote control vibrating panties. Super quiet, not bulky (faux leather thong with a little pouch in the front for the vibrating part), and wireless remote that works from a fair distance away.
Wow, finally an are in which I have considerable experience. My ex-bf used to buy me these kind of toys for every ocassion (along with standard you-can-show-your-mom gifts). Now I have an extensive collection of toys.
I don’t think that it is a substitute for a man, it is like a cherry on the topping.
Clitular, huh? Like a secular clit? 
clit-u-lar (klit-yoo-ler): Not bound by the restrictions of intercourse. Open to stimulation from a variety of sources, e.g. penile, lingual, manual, mechanical.
See: Dildo, dildonics
See: engorged
Some guys see: a needle in a haystack
Frankly I’m impressed with the amount of dildos and such that people have.
Honestly, for a few months I’ve been looking at them (my husband has rehearsal six nights a week 
) and a good dildo is like $50!!! The one I picked out online as being ‘perfect’ was a hundred fucking dollars!
I don’t think I’d be into a vibrator…it seems…not for me. I like penetration as a matter of fact.
And also, please note my new sig, which I’d like to thank Miller for.
jar
There’s nothing stopping from you from using a a vibe as a dildo. I consider a vibrator a dildo**+**.
Ahhhh, but mine is a wireless remote. That was the entire point of purchasing it.
[Perk] They make the butterfly-types in wireless now??
Hmmm, maybe I’ll have to fit a trip to the Love Boutique into my L.A. vacation next week.
A woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many vibrators
With reference to my earlier post regarding Ireland’s sex toy export industry, I’ve just thought of a potential new product in the range. I give you…
ANAL ROSARY BEADS
Forget the sorrowful and glorious mysteries, it’s joyful mysteries every day with these babies. Ten Hail Marys and then it’s a nice big Our Father and right near the end you can praise Our Lady with a huge juicy Hail Holy Queen.
Remember to leave the cross sticking out though. Our Lord didn’t die for us so that he could be surgically removed from your ass.
::d&r::
How dare you mock Christianity with such a horrid idea as this. Blasphemer. I’m going to e-mail a mod about this…
…as soon as I can find that link for the Baby Jesus Butt Plug!!!
I believe it’s at divine-interventions dot com.
An astounding site :eek:
Glad to be of help…
I DO have anal beads
And they GLOW IN THE DARK!
jar
Well, only the *uncovered parts of them glow…
as far as YOU know.
Maybe my ass glows in the dark.
jar
Another question comes to mind…
I DID buy a hard plastic vibe (hey…it was cheap…if she’s into this i will drop 80$ in a second for higher quality toys.
Regardless, a thought struck me when i was looking at the “real-skin” type units. How does one clean these things? I read some things that say you should use a condom on them because there’s no real way to sterilize them and prevent bacterial growth. Obviously rubbing alcohol or water would do the trick at getting the gunk off of it, but if it has a “real-skin” type coating on it i would think that would be an absolute sponge for bacteria.
Also, if it is going to be used for both anal and vaginal contact the bacterial ante has just been upped.
The issue is that my g-friend has a latex allergy. I really wanted a stainless steel vibrator, because it seems like the most sanitary option…but i couldn’t find a good one.
Help!
-glen
That’s part of the reason I stick with silicone. Easy to clean, and I think if you’re really neurotic about bacteria, you can boil 'em for a few minutes or put 'em in the top rack of your dishwasher. As long as it’s not a communal toy, no need for a condom on the dildo unless you’re switching between anal and vaginal play.
:eek:
Something like that won’t get near me.
No shit. Might as well go grind on my kitchen faucet
jar
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*Originally posted by porcupine *
You can second that :eek: for me!
I haven’t any experience with the “real flesh” type vibes, but I’d suggest asking the person working at the store what you’d use to clean it.
They do make a toy cleaner (probably more than one) called ForPlay. You dilute it with water and it’s supposed to sanitize your toys. I find rubbing alcohol is fine – if you can find those pre-moistened alcohol wipes, those are fantastic!
damn…looks like i chose poorly, then…shoulda gotten something soft and textured i suppose. I guess it’s what I get for being a first time buyer.
Perhaps i will get her that 15" long, 4" thick one they had hanging on the wall. I hope she’s ambitious.
-Glen