Okay, so you are telling us that after watching porn, the two of you wandered off into the woods for a couple of hours, yet nothing happened? ummmm…
Next time we decide to do this, I’m going to come and stay the whole weekend, so I can get some sightseeing in. I spent entirely too much money last weekend, yet never got to see any of the sights (well, unless you count the various types of cleavage)
Shadowfax, the porn was LAME and I was the only one really watching it, I’d just poke Omni if some nice boobies came on and he’d sort of go “mmmmmm…boobies” but then go back to reading the Simpsons TV guide.
I’ll be seeing Jess tonight. We’ve got pool league. I’ll see if I can get any juicy details.
I’m going to let my request for a virtual enforcer fade away since everyone seems to think I should be a man and fight for myself. Phobos seems to have dropped his rolling eyes smiley off to never return to the thread I’m currently pissed about. Mostly, for this thread, I just wanted to mention that Silent Bob gave me my first non insulting eye rolling smiley. Leave it to the silent smiley master.
Hey, you east coasters, keep an eye out for good tech writer jobs for me, preferably in Bmore or at least on the North side of DC.
Vile -
Would Columbia do? I think my company might be hiring a tech writer. Lemme check around and get back to you. 
:eek:
Yup, just as I suspected, a lot of them are totally out of focus or overexposed, but I think the general idea is ok. Next time I’ll bring a point and shoot camera. Poor, poor Jophiel - he’s not going to live one of these pictures down, ever!
Falcon, I’ll e-mail you to get your address and send these puppies off. Man, oh, man!
You can’t send puppies through the mail. The mailmen are terrified of them.
Funny comment, Uncle Beer, especially since you’re giving me the finger in one of these photos. What did I do to deserve that?
Sobbing,
Sax
Joph seems to have a knack for this. Like the bowling score wasn’t enough…
Well, I have one where it looks like UncBeer is feeling up Jophiel… 
Oh guys? How much am I bid to not post it?
I would pay money not to have any pictures of me in weird bowling stances posted on the web.
Any ChiDopers who will be downtown tomorrow afternoon, Maggie and I will be at the Berghoff standup bar on Adams between State and Dearborn at 1 p.m.
Gotta find a red carnation …
Falcon, Columbia would be great. You want a resume? You get a referral bonus? I get referral bonuses here if anyone wants a job in the Twin Cities. DBA’s, programmers, and EE’s needed desperately.
You’re teasing us with the picture thing now, just put them up already.
Yeah hi. Yesterday was a bad day. So while the pictures got picked UP, they did not get scanned. I’m hoping to get it done tonight, but no promises. Sheesh…y’all can wait a day!
And hell yeah, I get a recruiting bonus. What I’ll probably do is forward you our jobs listing. Then we can talk if anything looks good…
::drumming fingers anxiously because she needs to relive last Saturday’s drunken debauchery by seeing the ChiDope pics, because all she has to do this weekend is go to a family birthday party for the niece and nephew::
Lemme buy ya a drink while ya wait. Waiter! A jeraboam of your finest champagne, por favor!
Why thanks, drop. Are you gonna have some too, or are you just going to sit there and watch me drink?
I’ll order something for myself, thanks. That bottle should last you until the pictures are ready.
Or not. I’ve seen you drink!
I had lunch with Dinsdale today! Yay!
While looking for him in Berghoff’s, who should I see but Random? He was all handsomed up in a suit, obviously there with a colleague or client, and it was most awkard …“Hellooooo…um, you! I’m supposed to meet …um…nevermind.” Hilarious - hope you weren’t too uncomfortable!
Dinsdale is great and fun and funny, he bought me two yummy dark beers which were a godsend on the day of the temp job from hell (officially I was at a “doctor’s appointment”, which is not technically a lie, because Dinsdale is a juris doctor). He showed me pictures of his fabulously gorgeous kids and we made fun of people on the boards and then he showed me some cool buildings around the Loop on the way back to the office. I hope we do it again soon, I’m not sure if I can bear this temp job without alchohol on a daily basis, and Dinsdale is a lot more fun than a hip flask.
Oh, for the record, he OR his wife would sleep with anyone, man or woman, for $10,000.
I’m still waiting…for the pictures. Come on, Falcon, hurry it up!
Dja hear that folks? Great AND fun AND funny! (Uh, ya forgot dashingly handsome, my dear. What’s that? You didn’t forget? That was an INTENTIONAL OMMISSION?!) Same back at ya Maggie. Let’s try to make this a recurring, if not regular, thang.
Howzabout you start a thread so we can make fun of your loser of a new boss? Uh, would the Pit be an appropriate location?