Globie: FlickaCams will be installed on all FlickaFlicka’s, and they will be monitored at all times by the Royal Treasurer, who may or may not be wearing pants whilst fulfilling this duty.
No Spankie Tax so far - but next year looks like a tight budget, so who knows? I’d sooner implement a Spankie Tax than a Guinness Tax 
You know, if I weren’t a royal, I would definitely start a revolution because of the FlickaCams.
However, we all know there are two sets of rules : one for the commoners and one for the royals!
Note to QueenSelf: Buy the Royal Treasurer not one, but two Spankies for Christmas this year. He’ll be needing a spare, methinks.
Coldfire, surely your “Troll Tax” will bring in enough florins to make the “flicka flicka tax” unnecessary.
tatertot, enjoy being SDMB Queen! Maybe HM Liz will throw a reception over here in your honour. Don’t worry about dressing up–hey, don’t even bother! The less the merrier!
Your Highness, may I suggest the economical Three-Pack?
Troll Tax, eh? Good idea 
You know, Coldy, with all this talk of Spankies, I think we’re going to have a hard time finding a Royal Launderer/ess.
And Liz, puh-leez, I want a reception with a real Queen. Hey, maybe we could invite Matt McL or Esprix!
And I hearby declare Duke the Royal Party Planner.
I am most honoured yer highest… errr highness… and a good morning flicka flicka to you
Nothing like flicka flicka in the morning to get a girl going!
I can truly say that she’s my buddy. Love ya Tater. Give the family a hug from the Girlby the sea. Tell MOM to keep those prayers coming…
Lord of the Pantry here (I like the sound of that). I need to report that if the Royal Treasurer and Lord of the Dance don’t stay out of my kegs, we’ll have to serve Coors for the reception.
Now I can solve this problem if you’ll just approve my new Guinness Budget (including my customary 10%).
Ahem, I’m more worried about Lord of the Dance drinking all the vodka and coke and Lord of the Treasury drinking all the Murphys. Sure you haven’t been tapping into the Guinness yourself, Lo’Pantry?
GBS! You can be my faithful head Lady in Waiting. I’ll tell you all my secrets and we can ogle the footmen together. Just don’t tell the Official Royal Mistress…she gets jealous.
Hey!! I want to ogle the men too!! So make room ladies… and I use that term very loosely
By official decree, the Queen orders all the cute & sexy men of the Queendom to report to the Royal Ballroom to be ogled.
And ORM Sue, I’m disappointed, I thought what we had was special…hmmmm…who knew that women could be as low down and unfaithful as men?
You are the only flicka flicka woman for me queenie… but ogling is a must for a happy and healthy diet.
Well, at least she knows fellow royalty when she sees it. <sniff>
The peasants may not be revolting (although they do smell terribly), methinks I ought to start my own monarchy…
Esprix
There ya go, signed, sealed, delivered! It’s a killer contract though. In order to maintain our budget balance, we’re gonna have to sell ALL FlickaFlickas to Uzbekistan.
Hand 'em over, ladies.
Awwww, Coldy, can’t we have a Royal Bakesale or something’? Don’t ask the good ladies of MPSIMS to give up their Flicka Flickas!
Heh, or I could auction off Cubby again, that ought to be good for a dozen or so pints.
And Esprix, don’t run off! I’ll give you a title, just give me some time to think. Any suggestions?
fiddledy fiddley diddildy de!
I am the lord Of the dance! F**k Michael Flatley it’s me!
I think Yoji should be the president of the dance though…
Shut up and dance Cubby! I’m this close to auctioning you off to buy more beer, so you’d better keep on yer toes.
And I think Yoji does well as Lord High Confidant. He’s my buddy and I wuv him.
I am truly honored MISS TATER, oopps, we’re not in the south… Oh well, I’ll do my best. Can we start with the secrets!! Now come here MISSY, and lets get started… DAMN! I keep forgetting, we’re not in the south…