What with all the heavy thinking in the past couple of days [Presidential debates, debt reduction for Third World countries, what stocks to invest in with what online brokerage…], I decided that I needed to think about Christmas and my Christmas list. JC Penney’s has already sent out their Big Book [my kids pour over it for days circling stuff they want to find under the tree]. NeimanMarcus has presented their annual Big RED book…
I have found the perfect gift for SDMB dopesters. Check out the Phoenix 1000 at http://www.ussubs.com Now, wouldn’t that be a kick? We could have roaming Dopefests. We could drop in on ChiefScott. We could have end runs to Havana for some Cuban cigars. The possibilities are endless.
I am now recommending that we all add the Phoenix 1000 on our Christmas gimme list. To further insure that we will find such a marvelous gift under our tree, I am further recommending that we give Uncle Cecil a Captain’s hat and promises to name her the SS Unca Cecil if he doesn’t have any objections.