All-time favourite threads

Has this been done recently ? If so I’m sorry, didn’t see it. Anyhoo…

I don’t know why I didn’t do this before but I’m only now adding my pick of the best threads to my IE Favourites list. In other words, I’m fishing because I don’t know where to start.

There are some absolute gems – entertainment you’d pay good money for – but what’s your personal favourite SDMB thread ?

Unless another one crops up, at the moment I’m plumping for the Sex Shop workers thread where Serlin jumps onboard quite early (in another guise, IIRC), we then go on that amazing roller coaster ride for three pages before Arnold steps in with the most sublime twist in the tale – anyone got that link :slight_smile:

Oh! I should also have also said; Don’t go nuts on the server :eek: – hopefully folks will have theirs already saved.

I haven’t seen it in a while, but the “Return of the Princess Bride of the Jedi” thread was spit-out-your-coffee funny.

This OP is without a doubt one of the most brilliant damn things I’ve ever read.

Another chance for me to plug Halvsie, the two-legged dog. Stick through the first couple replies, where some people take me seriously (even with the swimming in circles bit!) and things really get good when Eve decides to put Halvsie in a TV show.

I also liked the SDMB protest thread, but I can’t find it on a search. (When I search I get a protest thread, but not the protest thread that made Threadspotting.) I’m afraid it may have gotten pruned to help speed the server.

I also liked this thread about my balls. Warning, it is kinda rude, so if you’re easily offended you may want to stay away. It’s one of my ruder threads which degenerates into silliness with me declaring a holiday and writing a song.

Of course there’s Funny things said during love making/intimate moments….

I’m sure I’ll think of more later.

Excellent start people and thank you. Yeah, the 'Intimate Moments one’s a good 'un Crunchy: “Is that a leg…” What I’m hoping for is the real classics and not, at least for me, necessarily what comes immediately to mind.

Just remembered the projectile goat projectile thing…the strength of the sheet needed for a safe landing…another one I’d like :slight_smile: ?

“Funny things said during lovemaking” has to be the best thread ever. I have trouble controlling my bodily functions when I read that stuff.

Another favourite of mine is the Evil Nazi Groundhogs thread. PTERODACTYLS!!!

I’ve spent the last couple of days reading Christianity and Love and it’s two sequels. It completely did my head in, but it’s wonderful stuff. (I actually had a dream about Polycarp last night. Luckily, FriendofGod did not make an appearance.)

The one…

The only…

The immortal…

Guy Stuff.

Cervaise and the telemarketer…

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51270

Eve’s Date is one of my usually not mentioned favorites.

For hours of facination and enlightenment nothing beats the fairly recent Ask the Muslim Guy.

If you find the perverse side of human nature entertaining (and really, who doesn’t) this thread will make your jaw drop.

Ahhh… what immediately pops into my head is Karellen’s cockles-of-my-heart warming Possible ONION Headlines (Warning: WTC Humor) thread, started 9/17. That thread was the first time I was able to laugh out loud in a week.

And, IMO nothing the Onion came up with itself even remotely came close to what’s in that thread. Going back and rereading it, it’s still a Grade A hoot, definitely one for the Permanent Archives. Zotti, you listening?

Found: Do they make PVC big enough to launch a goat out of? while y’all were sleeping but couldn’t seem to find the right words to locate the Sex Shop workers thread. Hmmm…

Yep, some real corkers emerging. Thank you all for digging 'em out!

Anymore for anymore…?

the one in my sig. 'nuff said. :smiley:

The TMI Thread. NOT for the squeamish.

Could someone please find and provide a link for the Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer thread that ran last December? That was the funniest thread I have ever read, total proof that Dopers can corrupt anything!

Preface from Czarcasm:

If you’ve not been to this one: Dopers of the World III, do so now, please.

Other ones already asked for/referrence here:
[li]Official Straight Dope Protest is now in effect[/li]Return of The Princess Bride Jedi

Just to repeat:

Preface from Czarcasm:
quote:

**Link to them.
Read them.
Enjoy them.

But puleeese do NOT respond to them, o.k.? Reviving old threads just adds to the workloads of the Administrators, Moderators, and the Almighty Server.

Thank you.**


There she blows ! Beautiful thinksnow Smut shop employees – psychotic Serlin as the psychotic PRISM02 gets this thunder stolen by the outstanding Arnold Winkelried. Wonderful stuff.
Thanks for all the others, also.

It’s peak time, so I won’t be searching for these, but if anyone’s got them bookmarked: Homer on 'shrooms and the short but very sweet monkey butler thread.