That reminds me of a old Chris Rock joke:
Terry Amstrong: Terry Armstrong would like to thank god for helping me win this fight tonight. Terry armstrong coudn’t have done it with out the help of the lord. Thank you god, we did it!
Annoceer: And now we go to the loser of tonights bout. Sir, what do you have to say for yourself?
Chris Rock: Well Up untill the third round I was handing him. THen all of a sudden god showed up and they started whopping my black ass. I mean I can beat Terry Armstrong, but Terry Armstrong and the lord will alway whoop on me. I have felt the power of god: and it hurts