'allo i is a newbie

i regged here before but couldn’t get it to work so i let it go for a bit. i felt i must return however, as the Straight Dope is a colunm/knowledge base i feel strongly about.

but first, a little about me. i’m 17/f, from PA. (am i the youngest or are there any younger than me???) i’m a senior in highschool with a lower average than i should have, considering my ‘potential’ as my parents refer to it. at any rate, i’m a slacker/punk beast. i write a lot, and i publish my own xerox zine called Arthur megaphone’s Cheap Show, which until July had a home on Angelfire until it was rudely eliminated, with no reasons given to me as to its removal. (i refuse to publish an exclusively e-zine, however, it defies the nature of punk rock philosophy as i see it.) i plan to get into the production of comic books upon my release from hell—err, i mean, highschool. (matter of fact i’m looking for places to go to college for that exact purpose. if anyone knows anything about it, let me know.)

sorry this is so long, but i felt like i should give yu folks some warning/background as to myself before i start posting regularly (which won’t be for another 2 weeks as i have marching band things going on til then which hog up my computer time.)i use every messenger ever made (so long as it’s accessible to mac computers – i have an Indigo iMac) so if you’re really really bored you can find me — it’s like those “i spy” or “where’s waldo” books except that my name isn’t waldo.
laterz all…

Okay, so I’m unhip. What’s with the mathematical symbols in the name, =^>^= misfit#57?

Oh, and welcome, BTW.

Hello misfit. Forgive me for not typing your whole screen name. (I’m too lazy to type it once, but you have to type it every time you post - heh.) I doubt you’re the youngest 'round here, but I can’t say for sure. There’s a few other HS students around.

You just might be the poster with the pointiest ears. Can I call you Spock?

=^>^= misfit#57, your name makes my eyes water and my head hurt. :slight_smile:
Welcome to the boards!

Its a face: =^>^= The asterisks are eyes. Apparently he is vulcan, but I don’t get the lines radiating from the ears - do you have a problem with ear hair?

Welcome to the board, kiddo. No, you’re not the youngest one around (I think we had a nine-year-old pipe up once).

The regs prefer it if you capitalize. Makes your stuff easier to read. You don’t want to people to ignore your content because of your form, eh? Besides, the women are more likely to flirt with you. :smiley:

And e-mail TubaDiva about the problem with your first registration. They like to keep things clean. Getting on a mods good side is always a propitious start.

You’re definitely not the only young one (me 17 too). Anyways, welcome, please stick around, grab a beer. I think the orgy will start pretty soon, so don’t worry.

Just thought I’d highlight this info for any confused souls:)

Oops, skimmed right over that.

Ok, the guys are more likely to flirt with you. And some of the women.

Hi, and welcome aboard. If you’re on MacOS X, you can use Fire and access practically all the mesenger protocols at the same time from one interface.

Count me in for flirting. Have I mentioned lately, I looooooooove punk rock girls? :smiley:

Heya, =^>^= misfit#57. How you doin’?

Thanks for the explanation, Zyada.

Hey there, =^>^= misfit#57. I wonder if I’m the only one to use cut and paste for your screen name. :slight_smile:

Methinks you’ll like this place.

No, you are not the youngest, I am only 15.

I’m legally barred from flirting with her until she turns 18.

Huh?

PROBABLY NOT NECESSARY TO SPECIFY THAT CAPITALS SHOULD BE USED ONLY AT THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES, FOR PROPER NOUNS AND ACRONYMS. THE REGS DON’T LIKE WHOLE POSTS WRITTEN IN CAPITALS.:smiley:

No, I also cut and paste it. I can’t even find all the keys to make those symbols.

I forgot to say welcome =^>^= misfit#57, this place takes over your life.

ThE rEgUlArS aLsO dOn’T lIkE iT wHeN yOu WrItE lIkE tHiS. sO dOn’T dO ThIs.

“marching band things”

Oh you teenager and your crazy fads. Seems like only last week you were all in barbershop quartets, and now it’s marching bands.

hehehe jes’ kiddin’ impossible name. Hope you enjoy the boards, and make interesting contributions.

I’m off to my bunnyhop lesson.

Redboss

Bah. You just have to make time. Like, for example, when I was riding back home from a marching band competition yesterday, I was thinking of all the fun posts I could make. Tragically, they suffered and died a remarkably painless death in the translation to print. Seems like a lot of my posts do. Ah, well.

But, anyway, hi!
jessica