Almond milk feels like I'm drinking elf come*

No – haven’t you been paying attention? – it’s like Almond milk or Soy milk…

“It’s what we left out for Santa every Christmas Eve.”

Oh. . .sorry. Evaporated milk, huh? never heard it called by a brand name.

“Come,” they told me, pa-rump-a-pum-pum.

Look, it’s not gay if it’s with an Elf.

I was a whole milk drinker as a kid. Tried soy, rice & almond milk, but (strange as it may sound) my go-to substitute for milk is 1 tbs of hazelnut non-dairy creamer mixed with about 6-8 oz of cold water; more water and it’s like 2%. Works for cereal, dunking cookies, etc. I prefer International Delight over Coffee-Mate.

Have you tried watering it down a wee bit?

I like vanilla almond milk. I don’t drink tall glasses of it, but it’s good with cereal.

I don’t believe I’m admitting to this, but I have seen both come and cum used as nouns meaning “[an] orgasm.”*

*I’ve also seen “fuck” used as a noun meaning “semen” and/or “vaginal secretions,” but surely that’s for another thread.

Because it was started by Mika, I expected this thread to be about Badam milk. Badam is Hindi for almond, and badam milk refers to almond milkshake. Of course the thread was about a whole bunch of everything else.

Of course it’s not gay to play with yourself!

I believe that coconut milk is extremely high in saturated fat. It’s ‘‘healthy’’ fat I guess, but as someone with high cholesterol, I don’t want to risk it.

Almond milk is the default in this household, because my husband is allergic to dairy. And by itself, it is pretty gross. I really only eat it on cereal and can rarely tell much difference.

We keep rice milk for cooking, since it tends to have a sweeter taste that blends well in recipes. I’ve used it in mashed potatoes, for example, and it’s impossible to tell it’s not ‘‘real’’ milk.