Alone Again, Naturally

[Maitre D’]

Are you planning on having sex with your reconciliation, or will you be dining a la carte?

[/Maitre D’]

Hey, post break-up sex can be fun. :smiley:

Esprix

Good luck, hon. And tell him if he doesn’t treat you right I’ll come over there and beat him up. Nobody messes with my gay boyfriend.

{sigh}

How well do you think I’m going to take my own advice, since I just got dumped again? :frowning:

Anyway, how are you feeling, go?

Esprix

Any guy who waits until AFTER you’ve had sex to break up wasn’t worth it.

Chill. Single women are like free oxygen, they combine with something else very readily, and hopefully this time it’ll be someone more worthwhile. Maybe someone who won’t think, hey, I want to break up, but let me tear off another quick piece before I do.

Be well, gobear.
b.

Um, two problems with this sentence fragment: One, both people involved in this situation are male (that being gobear and his boyfriend); and two, I wouldn’t guess that the entirety of gobear’s happiness is dependent upon being coupled with someone - he’s just sad that this particular relationship ended (correct me if I’m wrong, go).

Esprix

And pardon me for a moment or two while I grovel in the cesspit of mine own embarrasment(and stupidity). I had no idea.

Nor for that matter, does it change anything, you’re STILL better off, I stand by that, and er, oh, let me see: Single PEOPLE, yes, that’s it, decent, single PEOPLE don’t stay that way for long. Not that i any way I’d ever seek to imply that your, or anyone’s, happiness depends, or has anything to do with, not being single.

All the emotion and concern remain the same. Hope all goes well.

And feel free to come by and smack me around a bit if you’d like.

Billy “boy do I feel like an idiot” Rubin

Relationship break-ups suck, even if the logical part of your brain knows it makes sense.

Sounds like you’ve got a positive, healthy attitude about moving upward and onward, though, gb.

If you’re in the neighborhood, feel free to stop by for football and FOXNews this weekend. Or we could find some liberals and wax their windows or something. :smiley:

gobear wrote:

You won’t recall the names and places
Of this sad occasion.
But that’s no consolation
Here and now.

So what happens now?
(Another suitcase in another hall.)

Someone mentioned that post breakup sex can be fun?

Sicko…

phone rings

Hello?

(its my ex)

“I’m having a bad day mind if I come over and we fuck?”

Dead silence on my end of the phone as I’m trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with this person.
Anyhoo,

Gobear, do something that you enjoy for a while and don’t worry you’ll find someone else in no time!

Hey, Esprix, sorry to hear you got dumped, but you’ll be back in the saddle (so to speak) soon! :smiley:

As for the OP, the breakup has officially been downgraded to a tropical storm, er, really bad fight. THe BF tearfully apologized for being an ass and asked me to take him back. After weighing the pros and cons of continuing the relationship, I did, on the proviso that he never pull that BS ever again.

But now, thanks to your thread title, I’ve got Gilbert O’Sullivan running through my head.

Just for that, next time you’re over, I’m putting the headphones on you and forcing you to listen to Barry Manilow. Make it stop!!!

Good to hear, gobear. I was dying to know what happened but thought it would be rude to ask.

(I’m a girl with too much time on her hands, OK?)

Good luck, gobear, and remember what I said.