I learned on Late Night with Stephen Colbert last night that the male alpaca has a very long thin penis with a cartiligenous tip, almost like a spear.
I’m sure there are plenty of human guys who could fantasize about having a spear-like dong, but my immediate thought was “How do the Lady Alpacas feel about this?”
Although it might be neat to be able to scratch those hard-to-reach places, I can’t help but feel that this might make them – well – uncomfortable.
It turns out, to be true, but, of course, it’s even more complicated:
(I can hear the collective female response “Glad I’m not an alpaca”)
One of the most grotesque forms of sex is in bed bugs. The male pierces the females abdomen and injects his sperm into her body cavity through the wound.
I think it’s important to know. Otherwise, in a moment of passion, you might cry out, “Take me like an alpaca, you magnificent camelid of a man!”
Now that you know, you can instead say, “Take me like a llama or guanaco, but specifically not an alpaca and probably, out of an abundance of caution, not a vicuña, either, you magnificent camelid of a man!”
I’m not dismissing your example, which is a bit more horrific that the well known “praying mantis eat your lover” technique.
I think the most grotesque format is deep ocean Angler Fish, which brings female domination to a level beyond certain German adult movies.
The male fish is assimilated into the body of the female, and lives there as a parasitic sperm donor.
(Worse, it could be a threesome, with 2 male parasitic sperm donors. Awkward monent when you sacrifice everything to pass on your genes, and there is another fish already there, doing the same thing)
