I finally got a new personal ad (in excite) today & I got this email:
So I’m going to send him this:
I haven’t sent it yet 'cause I want to send it anonymously.
…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…
Zyada,
Want to really drive this idiot nuts ? Ignore him/her.
Or send a reply saying,
Thank you for sharing your qualifacaions with me, but I am afraid I am looking for someone with just a touch of class.
I also find myself unable to drop to the level of expectations.
Or you could always just say, bite me.
Whatever works for you.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Ayesha is right, ignore the idiot. This moron is just trying to push your buttons.
Zyada, the moron will be completely baffled by #2. Don’t waste it on the jerk.
How about something in this vein:
Thank you so much for your response! It’s greatly appreciated. In fact ,I’ve printed it out and placed it on the bottom of my bird cage.
And remember, suicide <i>is</i> an option. I hope you give it some thought.
Yeah, but I had so much fun writing it.
I do want to acknowledge a debt of gratitude to OpalCat and the Page o’ Flames, where I got part of my rant.
I’d suggest the following:
Actually, SqrlCub deserves credit for the whole fallopian tube thing. The one right above it, about bad drivers, is mine. ::grins::
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
You don’t need to sit there and take shit from that asshole.
Although I admit that the sick fuck would probably get off on you cussing him out in a reply.
So I agree with tomndebb. Send him a reply that is really cordial, but kind of twisted.
Show 'em who’s boss.
If he wants to get sick and demented, sounds like you can use your imagination to make him pee in his pants, and if not, there are plenty of people here who can help you. If you think it would be fun.
Or if you are above such shenanigans, just ignore the shmuck.
He’s probably 11 anyway.
Me, I think you’re beautiful, and I’ve never even seen you.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Put my vote in the “Ignore him” category.
I noticed that “Road Whore” is capitalized. At least he doesn’t think of you as a run-of-the-mill “road whore”. Cast my vote for “ignore him”- any other type of response probably means that he’ll e-mail you again. And again. And again.
Unless that’s what you’re looking for…
… but if she ignores him we may never find out what a “Road Whore” is…
Well, since I’ve now gotten several very nice responses from the ad, I’ve decided not to fuck up my karma by replying to him. In other words, the feeb ain’t worth my time.
But I still want to know what a road whore is…
Any guesses? Here is my ad
Or,you could write back and say something like, “You seem like quite a slabbening phonecene. Do you mind if I ask you a question? How did you remelize your taketo?”
Let him try to figure it out.
Then chose Mail Options and block him.
I have no idea what a road whore (or Road Whore) is. Perhaps this is something that Cecil needs to look into.
In any case, I’d advise that you don’t reply to the idiot, unless you really enjoy mud-wrestling and/or want to post the results here.
Lynn
If it’s helpful, I’ll compare everyone to Hitler so we can get this
over with as soon as possible.
Does a blocked sender know he’s been blocked?
But my vote is also Ignore the toad. Silence is the best putdown. Too bad it’s so unsatisfying.
Oh, hell. I guess I have to show my knowledge of the seedier side of life again.
A road whore is a prostitute that usually works out of truck stops. Usually it’s for money, sometimes for a ride.
A.K.A. Lot Lizzard
So now you know.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
I doubt he’d care if you sent him a reply. His ISP might, however. And since he obviously has too much time on his hands, how about helping him out by finding some e-mail lists to sign him up for? You know, Bedwetters Anonymous, etc.
Sounds like a bored 15 year old, killing time between bouts of jerking off to pictures of Pamela Lee. I vote for ignoring him too.
Nice ad, by the way.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Zyada, too bad you’re in TX. I have a divorced uncle a little bit older than you (and he’s a cutie-pie, too), who’s looking for someone just like you to share the ranch. Oh well…
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
Is this you?
http://personals.excite.com/cgi-cls/ad.exe?P61+C180+A0+R4687955+Q253186187
What game are YOU playing?