Ahem. Old female dork checking in.
It’s always been an inside joke that Mr. Legend is attracted to women with prominent noses, so early on, if I noticed him looking at an attractive woman, I’d say, “Nice nose, huh?”
Jealousy isn’t worth it. Feeling secure is much nicer, and if I hadn’t had that, I’d have dumped him and moved on long before we were married.
I did say mostly.
Nice save! 
We’ll be the judge of that. 
My thought exactly. 
But …I tried that save once w current wife when we were fairly new together. Didn’t work.
“Why are you evaluating anyone, and specifically, why are you evaluating me?” Sigh. I call it “the Kobayashi Maru conversation.”
Well, it worked well enough 'cause she ended up marrying you. LOL
No. I mean, they’re your feelings and you’re entitled to them and all that. But I find you bewildering and would not want to sit with you.
He cheated; He reprogrammed the simulation to make it possible for her to fall in love with him.
I would encourage @IDKittyKat967 to refer back to this when she opens the inevitable “Why is my boyfriend ghosting me?” thread.
We need to know which muppet. Which? Beaker is my favourite, probably followed by Zoot. I love Janice and the two grumpy old guys, Stadler and Waldorf are great (the latter’s wife Astoria only makes a cameo).
Kermit & Miss Piggy are OK I guess. Sam the Eagle has more stage presence. Monster is pretty rad on the drums but not much else going for him. Ralf is a bit shit; Fonzy is definitely so.
Which muppet did she resemble? Probably no other enquiring minds but mine needs to know!
Women look too but there are limits when you are on a date with your SO.
It is one thing to glance at an attractive person and then get back to your dinner.
It is something else to ogle someone, especially in front of your SO, to the point the whole dinner and evening gets weird.
Nice to have you here! Interested in getting together a soccer team?