The first week of TAR6 without Johnathon. Yay!
Taxi Assessment
Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Avi/Joe - Um… who are you, again?
Meredith/Maria - And you?
Lena/Kristy - I seem to remember something about… haystacks.
Don/MJ - Oh yeah! Old people! Stanford! Puking in the boat!
Gus/Hera - And moseying through the tasks! And having a beer while you’re at it! Go Gus!
Johnathon/Victoria - And… Hahahahahahaha. Good riddance. Asshole.
Lori/Bolo (downgraded from Hurry!) - Oh, Bolo, ya meathead. Last week, I said, “if Bolo can keep reading a map correctly, they could go all the way.” What I should have said was “if Bolo can keep reading a clue correctly, they could go all the way.” But he couldn’t, so they didn’t. Was there ever any doubt that what might eventually do this team in would be a mental error? I feel kind of sad for Bolo – you just know Lori’s gonna piledrive him into the ground once they’re off-camera. Maybe that’s why he’s so short. At least they came in ahead of blue-hair, so it ain’t so embarrassin’.
Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Adam/Rebecca (downgraded from Stopping for Gas) - There’s only four teams left, and it’s time for these rankings to seperate the men from the boys. Uh, figuratively, I mean. Only, in this case… ah, forget it. Adam and Rebecca didn’t really do any worse this episode than on earlier ones – same drama, same hysterics, same grating on each other – but they are clearly the least competant of the final four. So I’m separating them from the rest of the pack. If they don’t go home in the next elim, they’ll be lucky. And if they do make it to the final three, I see them caught in some dysfunctionality vortex just off Maui while the other two teams battle it out.
Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Not quite enough teams to fill all the slots, so this one remains empty.
Hurry; we’re in a race! - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Freddy/Kendra (holding steady) - Head and shoulders above Adam and Rebecca, but as Bolo proved, only a single mistake at the end of the leg can cost the race. The team voted “in the final four, and most likely to screw something up, but not named Adam and Rebecca” is Freddy and Kendra. I’m reasonably sure they picked the wrong Detour again this week, but to be honest, the choice didn’t seem as clear-cut – just how long does it take to ride an elephant? It didn’t matter anyway, but I’ll note that two of the three teams picking the wrong Detour last week have been eliminated. 'Nough said.
In the Passing Lane - or, not too bad, just not top-speed.
Hayden/Aaron (holding steady) - A solid leg from this team, if you discount Hayden’s freakout on the ropes. Still and all, she did the task, so that counts for something. Something I noticed, though – this ep was like the third or fourth time where a) Hayden and Aaron couldn’t find a cab, b) they went haring off on foot anyway, c) they got passed by Kris and Jon in a cab, and d) Hayden started whining obnoxiously. Either the producers are reusing footage, or there seems to be a problem with their cab-flagging skills. Look for this to come into play in the final episode. Unless Hayden suddenly becomes completely useless again, in which case you won’t have to look at her at all.
Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Kris/Jon (holding steady) - A clear number one finish once again. They seem to have a knack for pulling ahead of the pack – I think only a major, major mistake would keep them out of the final three (jinx!), and so far they haven’t shown the propensity to commit one. Still the odds-on favorites.
Guest Appearance: Phil and CBS - Good for you for airing the five-second spot on tsunami relief. I suppose I expected as much, seeing as this ep was in Sri Lanka, but it’s good to see my expectations met. Hooray!
[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]