Amazing Race 6/19/03 (aka Where Is Everyone??)

May I just say that I friggen hate that name “Reichen.”

Sorry to any Dopers named Reichen.

Jon works for Ringling Brothers; Al works on a cruise ship. Here’s their bio.

Wow,there’s actually some cool stuff at the CBS site. Check this out. My boys (Dave and Jeff) are going steadily down; the clowns, Chuck and Millie, and Chip ‘n’ Dale are going steadily up.

Speaking of Chuck and Millie – didn’t you love how the road block said that the person who could handle tight spaces should do it – and Chuck, who turns out to be claustrophobic, takes it? WTF was that about?

Haha, oh yeah, Claustrophobic Chuck and Asthmatic Millie. What a pair. :slight_smile: How in the world do they keep going?

Well, I guess it makes it a little clearer why they’re virgins – they go into a clinch and she starts wheezing and he gets a panic attack.

I have some definite dislikes:

  1. The Boobsey Twins. Tian and Jeree are rude and nasty to each other and to the other teams. Ick!
  2. The “NFL Wives.” If they tell us once again they are the wives of professional athletes I will throw something through my tv screen.
  3. The Engaged Couple. The redhead woman is a bitch. It bugs me that she calls the Air Controllers “BFGs” for Big Fat Guys. It bugs me that she calls Millie “Millie the Mole.” And she nags at her poor fiance incessantly. I predict no wedding for these two.
  4. Millie and Chuck. I think they’ve stopped stressing their virginity, thank God! (Maybe they did the deed somewhere along the way of the Race!) But there’s something not quite right about these two. An asthmatic and a claustrophobic! What a team!
  5. The Clown Boys. I hate clowns.

OK, so that doesn’t leave much, does it? At work, we have an Amazing Race Pool and my team is Reichen and Chip (I was the last one in the pool, so I got the team that was left.) My boys better get a little smarter or I’m not going to win the $12. . . and they’re not going to get the Million Bucks!