Unfortunately, the Ukraine chick’s fart was heard around the world. (My father’s record was only three counties.)
I love that Luther Vandross song. I know, I know it’s a Carpenter’s song. But Luther’s version is my favorite. Those twins better not screw it up.
Oh! They’re so cute! I love twins!
Too much trilling. Oh wait, they’re 16? Wow.
Hmm. I had no idea Luther or the Carpenters wrote Syrian pop songs.
Re: Twins: to paraphrase Randal from APPRENTICE, it’s called American Idol, not American Apprentii… Idolae… Idols…- whatever.
They did that just to cheese off Simon. There’s no other explanation.
The hell? Randy and Paula, be thou trippin’? If Simon had whipped out a Beretta .32 and fired two slugs into Dave’s abdomen on nationwide TV I honestly don’t think anybody in the country would admit to having seen a thing.
I’m betting Randy and Paul got together sometime before the auditions and said, “Let’s really fuck with Cowell…”
Well he was being a right prick for a while.
Crazy Dave? They probably wanted to give Simon a payback for his bitching…
Well … wait. Why did they bring Crazy Tan Girl back, in a different outfit? Once was not bad enough?
I think they brought back Tanorexia girl so that you could see it was all an act.
I think I just found my drag name. 
Was it “Lil’ Paris” that appeared in that last bit, where they grouped a bunch singing that one song together? I could swear the chick from that bit looked looked like the buzzed out Lil’ Paris.
Good show tonight. I was killing myself with the “I Shot the Sherrif” guy. He just wouldn’t quit.
I think they must have some of the best and the worst sing on the stage, but probably not with the judges present. Or they might have them sing to the under-judges and record the worst ones… before they go to P, R, & S.
Terribly disappointing, particularly given all the hype. The good weren’t very good, and the bad were all bad the exact same way: off-key. They made us watch the pathetic barefoot weirdo Dr. Doolittle, and they put through a whole slew of people we didn’t even get to hear. Sigh. I sure hope Denver is better than Chicago. Still waiting to hear the Letter guy. So far, my favorite.
Giant Simlu-post. It was the same girl then.
I really liked the Assyrian guy! 
I thought the Syrian singer was good… if he had sung only in other language (or with a better outfit).
I think if he hadn’t worn the outfit (wayyyy too gimmicky) they might have asked him to sing something in English (or at least Spanish). OTOH, I think he’ll kick ass with a hard k when he auditions for Assyrian Idol.