Yeah, I gotta say… dayum.
Where did Simon go?
Those beach ball friends are going to turn on one another sooo bad. They’re keeping them on just for the sob story/cat fight that’ll take place when blondie gets cut and the Jersey-hot one has to pretend to care.
Ahhh. That 16-year-old is niiice. I liked Randy’s advice, though: ‘Stay humble, stay humble.’
Aw, he’s 16. Now I’m gonna get arrested for those thoughts that floated into my head. Charismatic, charaschmatic-- he was soooo pretttyyyyyy.
This sucks without Simon. They should stick to showing mostly good auditions.
Someone didn’t take their meds.
Simon would have thrown this one out on her ear 5 minutes ago.
Who let Natasha Lyonne audition?
Is she’s acting or is she serious? If she’s acting, she pretty good, ff she’s serious she needs a little help.
I love when they start yelling outside of the audition room, and you see all the other contestants start snickering.
Everyone loves a good meltdown. We are such horrible people!
What, wait. “Wrath of Kal?” Is that screamy girl? Are they going to sic her on Simon? This will end in tears.
Where was Simon?
Ryan said at the beginning of the day that Simon had a “singing hangover” and would be late.
A Canadian! Wheee! We’re taking over!
And she’s good too! Didja see Simon checking her out?
ASSCRACK!
The dark tall one was unbelievably hot and beautiful. A total dream. She might even get me to vote this year just to keep seeing her.
She should be a Pussycat Doll.
Her voice sounded like it would be great for laid back jazz, but she doesn’t seem like the jazz type.
Meltdown Spaz Chick in the red cowboy hat needs to up her meds, bigtime. The “Rocky training” chick needs to get some better pants. Those were disgusting. I’m sorry, but that isn’t even remotely flattering. It isn’t sexy to show more skin if it makes you look BAD.
“Ping pong”
Here comes another AI controversy.