Weren’t those banned in the 80’s for injuring too many kids and pets?
Okay, how distracting were the darts in her dress that looked like oblong nipples? 
I don’t much care for Crystal Bowersox (there’s a nickname in there somewhere, but I haven’t found it yet); she a little too artier-than-thou for my taste. It’s kind of hard to judge any of them yet, since we’ve had just the merest snippets of any of them.
Janelle screws up on every round but still makes top 24? She totally went through on her looks and because she’s fucking Tim Tebow.
Ellen’s fake-outs aren’t very fake-outy any more.
When they make a lot of bullshit converstation, it means they made it.
Great, Tyler, you’re in the top 24. Now cut your bangs out of your effing eyes.
“…but I want this so bad.”
Who gives a shit? Why do so many of them always say that? What does “wanting it so bad” have to do with anything? these people are so self-obsessed. There are people in Haiti who want their families back. I don’t care if somebody “wants so bad” to be on a game show.
I thought she did a fantastic job in Hollywood when she sang with the guitar. They played a snippet of it tonight. I will say she’s been uneven other than that.
What’s wih only showing the ones that get through? That takes all the fun out of it. Show me some heartbreak and some “fuck you, Simon.”
Who is this Joe Munoz guy?
I don’t really remember her, basically my entire impression of her is what they just showed in her clip package.
Banana Chiclets with the Cthulhu necklace has been labeled “the rocker chick.” She’s through.
Can’t we please see one loser?
Crystal’s babydaddy is not at all what I expected.
I’m predicting an orgy of crushed dreams and bitter tears after the break.
Stay tuned.
Crystal is visually offputting to me, but she has one of the best voices.
ETA FUCK your grandma!
Ellen’s fakeouts are just getting stupid.
This is the worst chair day ever. I want tears.
I did think it was funny that Simon asked about her nana and she just kind of shrugged.
So now we get a montage of losers that we’ve never seen before. Not very filling.
I thought that was wrung out before she got ahold of it, but I was wrong. She discovered a whole new level of wringing it out.