American Idol 2/16-2/17

“How’s your Grandma?”

“Who?”

She probably hasn’t talked to her nana in months. I think she’s one of the more transparent examples of somebody just using a family member for a back story.

Them are some ratty-assed dreads on Crystal. So far I’m finding her not so much a rocker as a roots-y R&B-er. She sorta reminds me of Joan Osbourne.

Haven’t seen Neck Tats yet.

Kara looks like she’s about to start making out with that girl. Somebody cue the boom chicka- bow wow music.

It was nice of them to remind us how much hell that girl went through before they kicked her off.

I really feel for this poor girl. Her sob stories are real (and multiple), she is beautiful and talented, and this was her last year of eligibility. I wanted to see her make it.

The Shriner Baby Momma has a lot to thank AI for. She took her ‘no’ so well I wish she’d have gotten a yes.

Idol just broke my heart.

I’ve been Angela’s fan for all 3 seasons.

I’m pretty sure that Neck Tats is going to make it. I actually think he could be an early favorite to win. he’s got some likability to him.

I always end up changing my opinions of the contestants three or four times during the course of a season, though. Somone I start out liking, I end up thinking is a huge douche, and vice-versa.

I can’t get past the hair on Lily.

Oooh, maybe Janelle has some hardcore pics floating around somewhere that’ll pop up in a week and Shriner Mom can take her place!

Well, I was all prepared to hate the girl with the troll doll hair, but I liked her first performance. Rich Girl was terrible, though.

When she sings she sounds like a hipper version of Zooey Deschanel.

I don’t think Lily really deserved to go through. Her voice just isn’t that good, and she has pitch problems. I predict she’ll be one of the first ones out.

John Park will be my Anoop.

Kinda reminds me of Real Doll hair.

John Parks made it. I think he might be our first Asian finalist.

Glad to see Siobhan made it. I liked her.

I’ve seen the name Siobahn written before but never knew how to pronounce it. AI has taught me something this year.

Man, I think I’m gonna spend the first couple of weeks resenting half the girls who made it instead of Shriner Mom. All those girls I don’t remember better be good.

I like black country girl.