American Idol 5/5 to 5/6

I actually can’t watch him perform; the way he opens his mouth reeeeeeeally wide and sticks his tongue out while hitting the upper register squicks me out.

What was that stupid, cheesey pose that Gokey and Kris were doing right before the break? Like an exaggerated shrug thing. That’s exactly the kind of thing I hate about this show. The stupid, cheeseball bullshit.

Neither of these guys can do the higher register necessary for this song. Kris just butchered his part.

And now, after two great songs, we take things rght into the shitter with a Styx duet. Wow, Danny sounds like shit. Bitch can’t rock at all, man. Kris sounds bad too. Jesus, this is a trainwreck. I feel sorry for Styx, and I don’t even like Styx.

Yep. Agree.

Danny got off track pretty bad in that duet.

I counted at least three mistakes in the lyrics of ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS EVA STOP SCREWING IT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

That Kris/Danny duet was a disaster. Yeah Paula, it was compelling…it compelled me to leave the room

Listen to the judges lying through their teeth to save Gokey. Allison’s performance was WAY better than that.

Danny was marginally better than Kris, but he still wasn’t GOOD.

IMO, the judges should not be reveiwing the duets.

[commercial hijack]

Um…what? Did that commercial really just say that?

“You can’t underestimate the power of giving.”

AT&T, I do not think that means what you think it means.

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Is the mic cutting out on Kris or is his enunciation all weird?

Enunciation is weird.

Wow Paula is channeling me…
(I wrote post #5 before she said it, not that saying Allison could play Joplin is that brilliant a thing to say)

How did we get to 8:45 already? Does this show seem to be going by extra-quickly?

This song choice could be Danny’s undoing.

Danny Gokey has no Elvis in him.

Did Kara say she saw him doing early Aerosmith, like “Cryin’” or “Crazy”?

This song choice could be my hearing’s undoing.

Aerosmith karaoke. Nothing I haven’t heard from a million bar band singers.

Wow. That was…horrible. I have no words.

Send Okey Dokey home. Please…AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhh!

Time for Gokey to go home, even though I’d really like to see Alison go before him.

Also, yay Simon for the horror movie comment.