Here goes. I just watched the show on DVR without simultaneously checking this thread, Entertainment Weekly or DialIdol for reactions, so here is my pure, unsullied response:
Dayum, this is gonna be tough. This was a really good week for everyone, even Danny, who I can’t even pretend to judge objectively.
Idol Moment of the Week: They were all so good that nobody ran far ahead of the pack as a giant among men (so to speak) but personally, the only one that moved me was Allison. On a week when she really, really needed to be great, she was great and then some. Beautiful, nuanced, subtle, pitch-perfect singing. I’m not sure enough voters will agree, but if she goes, it will be, 100% because Simon told people not to vote for her. Simon can suck my dick.
Good but Somehow Lacking: Kris was, as always, technically exquisite, with absolutely nothing wrong with the performance, the look or the stage presence, except by the end of the show I’d forgotten all about him. As much as he deserves to beat two of his competitors (whose names don’t start with “A”) I found myself agreeing that “a bit wet” was exactly the correct (if not particularly helpful) critique. I loved that Matt dropped the falsetto but it seemed to throw him a little. His was the only performance of the night where I noticed bum notes, but he delivered the song with real heart. Will heart (and hat) save him? Do enough people care?
Ugh: Danny is one of those people who smiles through all of his songs - like people compained about Katharine McPhee and Syesha doing, and look how far those two got - but, according to the judges, emotional connection to the song and sincere connection with the audience don’t matter, just forget all about that, because he wants to win so badly he dreams about stuffing Adam into a wood-chipper. So sheer competitive force will conquer the much more deserving Kris or Allison? Simon can go fuck himself.
The Category of One: Adam continues to defy comparison with his competitors (I use the term loosely). It’s not even that he was so much better as such, he’s just in his own league to the extent that TPTB are not even pretending not to build the whole show around his performances. I honestly would not be surprised if one of these shows Simon just came out and said “Look, let’s just stop the charade; Adam gets twice the votes of any contestant every week. It’s now a race for second.” Adam was Adam. But as I started thinking last week, his dominance is starting to get a teeny bit boring. It’s very hard to top himself each week without resorting to gimickry, and it’s also harder to maintain his lead when everyone else is getting stronger. But he’s still the one we all have to see before we go to bed, and I am very curious indeed what he comes up with for Rock Week.
I don’t even want to think about who is going home this week, because if it’s anyone but Danny (or, okay, maybe Matt) I’m gonna be really stabby.