It turns out that green.pleasant.land is not England’s, but rather located somewhere in Xinjiang.
incensed.burning.fire in Kansas is in scrub land in an otherwise farmed area. Probably scared farmers away.
In front of the Seoul Museum of Art, they teach.lies.copycat, so is there fake art inside? And in Springfield, Oregon, there’s just plain lies.lies.lies
fame.fame.fame is north of West Wycombe near the A4010;
fame.live.forever, just outside of a large park in the easternmost corner of Kosovo;
but wealth.before.fame is in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska,
vanity.before.wealth just north of Cocklebiddy in Western Australia,
and grub.before.everything just west of Vaalu, Estonia.
tora.tora.tora is in the Amazon River in Northwest Brazil.
Apparently what.three.words can’t tell different flowing robes apart, since toga.toga.toga is in the middle of the desert in Saudi Arabia.
And I suppose it’s unsurprising that all you can do in a Siberian forest is chug.chug.chug.
In Arabic, “Toga toga toga?” means “What are you doing way out there in the middle of the desert?”
sand.sand.sand is in Southampton, UK.
Searching for Peter Pan? He’s just east of the M11, on the way out of London.
His less-permanent companions, the Just Need to Ask For Directions Boys, are in western Algeria, where sometimes.sometimes.land can be found.
advanced.quantum.physics is on the sea ice just off the coast of Greenland. I wonder what’s going on there.
atom.rockets.target is in Brazil. I’d stay away.
dance.dance.dance and cheese.eating.monkey are both in Minnesota
leopard.changes.spots is in the Philippines. And for the Pratchett fans out there, leopard.changes.shorts is in Japan.
perfume.like.skunks is in Iran
life.universe.everything is in Oman.
On the Piegan Pass Trail, near Lake Josephine, you will encounter badger.badger.badger.
badger.badger.mushroom is in upstate New York.
And be careful of snake.snake.snake, north of Cincinnati.
It may seem unlikely at first glance, but in a lightly-populated area of Kazakhstan near the Russian border, you’ll find dining.dancing.entertainment.
betelgeuse.betelgeuse.betelgeuse doesn’t exist.
Neither does beetlejuice.beetlejuice.beetlejuice.
But beetles.beetles.beetles is in Brookville, Ohio.
And home.sweet.home doesn’t exist, but:
home.sheet.home is in San Fernando, California.
home.swept.home is in Tulare, California
home.sweat.home is in Whyteleafe, London.
laugh.clown.laugh is in Hunan, China.
heat.play.love is in Godalming, Surrey, England
With so much else going for it, New Zealand lets itself down a bit on the remote East Coast. I’m sure whatever it was was very interesting but now it’s been dissolved.with.acid.
Polite Bart Simpson likes to hike to consume.these.shorts in a Calfornia national forest.
Springfield, Illinois is under.this.tree