Your god can’t save you now!
My reaction, too. Sadly, though,there are several on this board who would hit that. Judging by that, I would say women should stop sweating the small stuff. Stop getting educated, stop being nice, stop dressing well, stop washing. Just let yourself go straight to hell and a whole bunch of Straight Dopers will be swooning at your stinking skanky feet. There are lids for every pot!
Seriously, I think she’s going to live to a ripe old age. How many years now has her imminent demise been predicted? And if she does croak, the legend of her Awesome Talent will live on and on, like James Dean’s.
Like Keith Richards. 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Now it’s time to go vomit.