I appreciate all of that. I’m a cat person but I get dogs and dog people.
I’ve been a lifelong pedestrian and have come to the following conclusion regarding dog shit - if I’m not likely to step on it I don’t give a fuck.
But to bag it and leave it is like a giant fuck you. You can’t, in good conscience, unless you’re John fucking Mace, pick it up like a good dog owner and then leave it for someone else to dispose of.
Shit degrades, plastic doesn’t.
I swear to Christ if I ever find out who did this I’m going to fucking punch them. <-- unless they are bigger or tougher than me. I’m internet badass.
I have to say that Zeke has never pinged my radar, so to speak, on this MB. I wouldn’t know him from Adam. All I know about him now is that he’s very high strung and lacks a sense of humor.
As for kissing, no thanks. That smoker’s breath thing is a real turn-off…
Meh. I give this thread 6.5 out of 10. John Mace isn’t worth hating, he is too mild. Also, those who smoke around small children need to stop. Secondhand smoke is terrible for lungs, and causes inheritable asthma. Yes it does, and I will dig up the link for any brick head dumb enough to challenge me.
Smoking a cigarette in the great outdoors probably doesn’t lead to secondhand smoke for the OPs children. Unless, you know, they’re giving the kids shotguns.
I give the rant points for style. Anyone who has ever shopped with two kids that age will understand the need to smoke. Or drink. Or something. I was rolling at the mention of “cookie”. Grocery shopping with pre-schoolers is an exercise in bribery and mis-direction. Zeke’s lucky there weren’t hysterics over the unfortunate death of Snappy, the lobster.
It’s like picking a fight with a mashed potato snowman. Even if you win, people ask “dude, why do you have mashed potatoes all over your hands? In August?”
I give it 8.8 out of 12.121212 (repeating). Need editing, but the thesis is strong.
I was hoping your edited to add would show up … but alas For the record I agree
'Course I’ve never pinged your radar “you pug, you knob, you button-head*” I’ve tried to be somewhat inconspicuous. When I’ve had something useful to say I’ve said it and been done. When I’ve been a dick I’ve mostly spewed and been done with it.
I Don’t really try and draw attention to myself - unlike ubiquitous fucking you.
And I am certainly guilty of being high-strung so you got something right :eek:.But as far as lacking a sense of humour goes I say thee nay. Thinking that you are an asshole does not automatically equal a lack of sense of humour. Here’s the proof:
1)I have a sense of humour
2)You are an asshole
As far as kissing and making up goes - insert relevant Simpsons clip here - I’d sooner suck the cling-ons from the worst of Dante’s demons.
Now, I am more than happy to continue insulting you, but I’m afraid that "Fuck John Mace ought to be thrown in the fucking quarry and laughed at. So I will henceforth refrain from saying "Fuck John Mace
Okay, I get a 6.5. So what, am I on fucking Broadway? Am I a novelist or singer? What the fuck have I done to deserve a rating and, frankly, what are your qualifications to judge the quality of this pitting or post?
You’ve offered nothing substantive other than your opinion that it is slightly better than average and that smoking is bad. You will note that I’ve not once disputed that.
You said, “Secondhand smoke is terrible for lungs, and causes inheritable asthma. Yes it does, and I will dig up the link for any brick head dumb enough to challenge me.”
Yes second hand smoke is terrible for the lungs. I grant you that but for fuck sake we were outside! We were not in closed confines - we were in the out. Tabernac!
As to brick-heads etc, I guess I am one 'cause I’m gonna call bullshit on the “inheritable asthma” thing.
If a trait is inheritable that means it is contained in one’s DNA. That seems to me the definition of inheritable.
If you are in a position to inherit asthma then you are not in a position to breathe second hand smoke. This is because you are still in the fucking womb and me smoking a cigarette will not fuck with your DNA.
I’m not disputing that smoking sucks and has all kinds of shitty ramifications on the smoker and those - in closed spaces - around him. Break your fingers self-righteously punching in cites and have fun doing so. I won’t read a single one. Know why?
'Cuz smoking fucking sucks!!!
I do dispute that one can inherit asthma from second hand smoke. I think you mean environmental or the equivalent.
But I think the smoking thing has been exhausted. Smoking sucks, I smoke ergo I suck. <– skip to 17 seconds in
Why you chose to chime in while the growed-up people was talkin’ is beyond me. That being said I sure as fuck hope you go back to your seat, eat your jello - it’s shaped like dinosaurs - and shut the fuck up.
As luck would have it providence was with me in the form of my wife. Otherwise it could have resulted in the hurling of condiments of mass destruction upon the entirety of the patrons of Stupidstore.
Be fucked if I’m carrying three baggies of dogshit to and through Stupidstore on the off-chance that I get to fling them at some jerkoff in a cab.
You know what? You and Get Lives and John Mace can feel free to go and have a kumbaya bonfire anti-smoking circle jerk together.
The more I see from certain posters the more apt the title of the thread is. I’m fairly sure that it is clear from my responses who has joined the aneurysm.
I didn’t go after John Mace just because of his comment here. I went at him because I dislike his internet persona as he has consistently annoyed me for a while now.
Zeke
BTW I truly hope that “an aneurysm of imbeciles” makes it’s way onto the list of collective nouns. Unless someone coined it before me. If someone did then yay for them and I’m not a plagiarist
All I agreed with was that kissing smokers is nasty. As your a guy and I’m a guy, and we’re both married so I’ll assume we’re both heterosexual, that was never going to happen betwixt us anyway. But it was a deal-breaker when I was dating.
For the record, most smokers know what it does to them, but the tobacco companies produce the stuff to be more addictive than heroin. I watched my father smoke himself into the grave, including continuing to do so while on oxygen therapy. :smack: I know it isn’t an easy habit to kick, but fortunately, not from first-hand experience.
I smoke, my wife smokes. Stupidstore has payphones. Neither my wife nor I have cell phones. Where is the disconnect?
I saw no butts in the tank, no blindfold either. Sad for the lobster.
“pals” made me chuckle
Me. My wife.
I’m 42 fuck you very much Mrs. Zeke is 39. I’ll do the math for you - presumptuous fuck though you are. 42-5 =37. I was 37 when our kids were born. 39-5= 34 when our kids were born.
We had kids late 'cuz Mrs. Zeke and I thought we ought to get somewhat stabilized before bringing forth sprogs. Two at once came as a surprise.
As far as the cell phone thing goes - hey, do ya think I might have used one to:
a)call a fucking cab
b)while waiting for the cab mentioned above called XYZ and reamed their asses out
c) all of the above
If you answered “c” grab a fucking cookie and go watch your show
Sadly we don’t have cell phones and so… get fucked.
Inconceivable (Yes Inigo I know what the word means) as it is, my family does not have cell-phones.
Just to recap:
I posted about a bunch of stupid fucking people and experiences that I had today
John Mace opened his fucking mouth about a trivial littler bit in a too long narrative
I teed off on him because he has consistently annoyed me and this gave me a chance to engage him
Thread about irritating people became thread about smoking and slagging John Mace
Thread is now onto monkeys disputing the veracity of my original story based on “everyone has cell phones and payphones don’t exist”
I am defending and explaining myself to a bunch of fucking pixels who want top call my pixels a liar.
I think “aneurysm of imbeciles” is a cool, and much needed, collective noun
-The longer this goes on the more apt is the title.
-I am actively engaging and engaged in this so add me to this list.
For the record I agree 
