Not about a doper, I hope, but maybe this belongs in the pit.
This left me speechless!
http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/DaveVan/00q1/000102.html
Good God! I don’t have kids… and I think I’ll keep it this way. If I did even one of those things when I was a kid, I would have never lived to be an adult. What is this guy thinking?
Actualy, it sounds more like an argument for retroactive birth control.
You would think from the number and apparent length of the “entries” that the dad doesn’t have enough to do. And think of how much all that film developing must cost!
Might these people be encouraging their kids to be bad, so dad will have something “cute” to write about?
“those rascally kids” is the sub-title? Dear Lord, what kind of parents are these?
Seems like most of these things happen while the parents are asleep. This might be a radical idea, but have they ever considered setting an alarm clock so that they would be awake before the kids and maybe prevent some of the damage? Oh yeah, I forgot, one of main benefits of being a parent is getting lots and lots of sleep.
Actually, Missdavis, one of the first things that went through my mind is that these kids are being rewarded for their “pranks” by the taking and publishing of the pics.
I didn’t look at the rest of his site, because I just wanted to bash this guy. Since I can’t (don’t want to) believe that this is real, I’m kind of hoping that it’s a joke and the photos are posed.
Hmmm. Some peoples children! And I’m not talking about the kids!
VB
TANSTAAFL!
That was the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen.
Those children are bored out of their minds. And those parents are obviously terrified of them. I mean who would think that “it was yet another example of the kids conspiring to ensure we have no nice things”? I’m SPEECHLESS!
That us vs. them mentality is really bad if you’re dealing with children. I feel really sorry for those kids.
Formerly unknown as “Melanie”
Uh-huh. Check out mr. Studs pic in this journal entry…
http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/DaveVan/99q4/991011.html
Basically, the journal is him whining about everything that goes wrong with his life.
Some people should indeed not be allowed to have kids.
Coldfire: second to none but Satan.
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
And for those who need an answer to the question whether this guy forces his kids to do dumb things whilst he documents them, here’s the definitive answer:
http://members.spree.com/davevan/flour.html
Coldfire: second to none but Satan.
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Somebody needs a good spanking.
And the kids could use one too.
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
Everything in their house is ugly. I’m not surprised, though, with a monster like that around. What does he actually do, anyway?
A post from 20 years in the future:
Hey, did any of you see the story online that talked about twins that were found guilty of killing their parents by encasing them in 500 pounds of wet flour. Man, what kind of upbringing would lead people to do that kind of stuff?
You can feel free to call me Mr. Tied for 26th place on the favorite poster’s list.
Here’s where the guy explains his child rearing techniques: http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/DaveVan/00q1/000104.html
He says the kids are in a special needs preschool, have expressive language disorder, and have been seeing a psychiatrist.
I think he needs to get a copy of John Rosamund’s (Rosemond?) books on child rearing.
Whadda idiot?
Did anyone read about Dave Van?
Seems like loving you is easy as pie assmunch!
Love hearing grown men whine and piss and moan!
You gotta read it. What a pathetic man. He’s so pathetic he doesn’t even make me feel good to not be him, just sad that there is anyone that pathetic out there. Get some help you little passive-aggressive shit!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal
Yeah, so he can use it to give them a few swats on the rear.
Gosh, you all have a lot nicer things to say about him than the people at the Looksmart Childfree - Support message board.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Hey, is Swan of “Rat & Swan” on the Childfree MB a Doper?
Sure sounds like one 
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Oh my God!
http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/DaveVan/00q1/000109.html
He claims he can’t spank his kids because Canada’s Ministry of Children will swoop down on him and take them away. Maybe they should, maybe they should.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy