Oh, how I love my spam email! I was just now flipping thru my several email accounts, and in Yahoo, there was one that told me I could “Lose weight with Raspberry Keytones!!” What’s the natural key of raspberries? Is it a harmonic of strawberries?
That sounds more like a band name: Raspberry and the Keytones, available for weddings and other events.
“Ni!”
{{{}}} to all the sickies and those otherwise upset… Who seems to be too many to count 
You’re getting rid of this stuff so soon before the Kounterfest & Kitchen Appliance sale[sup]TM[/sup]?
You got rid of the salad shooter??? That sounds so much better for a duel than a trout or mashed N.O.T.! 
(<– sticks out tongue to lick up the dressing that was shot at me with the salad shooter.)
I’m offering everything to my daughter this afternoon when she comes by. What she doesn’t take will be available during CounterFest. That could make for some interesting party favors.
The salad shooter wasn’t all that much fun. No range to speak of, and it was a pain in the patoot to clean afterwards. Plus everything was cut on a curve. By the time I got it out, put it together, cut my veggies, cleaned it up, and put it away, I could have hacked up twice as many veggies and only had a knife and a cutting board to clean.
Guess everything is dry enough to be put away…
WEATHER BULLETIN!!!
It appears to be *sleeting *here!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: OMG!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: What am I gonna do??? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Carry on.
Shivery Blurf.
Defeat has been admitted, and heating is on. Forecast says we might have heavy* snow tonight and tomorrow- I hopes it does, ‘cos I don’t have to do anything tomorrow, and I wanna make snowmen
You can all come have a snowball fight at mine if we get some! It’d go with the mumper food fights and stuff that have been goin’ on lately. 
*By UK standards- I somehow doubt we’ll get more than a light sprinkling by real snow standards… I can hope though.
Uh wait for the single snowflake that will shut down the county? The schools are letting out early already today. :rolleyes:
Knit under a blanket.
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why, why every time you get that warning, do you share it with us? have you no concept of preset sentences with spaces for variables? Why must you persecute the poor databases for their limitations?
I hope it annoys the Moderators.
It sure as heck annoys me.
The Mods have nothing to do with it. It happens to be built in to VBulletin’s code - i get the exact same message on other boards using this software. Go bitch to VBulletin. 
Really? It’s not even raining at the moment.
Buncha wusses… back in my day… <fade to geezer mode>
Testy after a food fight, aren’t we?
What would you feel like if you had pudding in orifices that were not designed for ingesting pudding; like ears? :eek:
Maybe that’s part of my problem. I have a deficiency of puddin’ in the appropriate orifice.
I take it she lost.
There’s leftovers a plenty in the fridge. Thus, tonight is forage for dindin night. I has an ick and a blurf. Plus the temp is now 46 and continuin’ to drop. Ick!
what? I can’t hear you. I have pudding in my ears.
wait - that makes you happy? :dubious:
Hey guys! I’ve been busy weaning my kids off TV and computer time, so I haven’t been around much, but I’m trying to catch up! I got pretty scared when my 9yo told me she has no interests in life other than sitting around soaking up pixels. She’s doing more interesting stuff now that I’m on the case.
Meanwhile, today is awesome because I’m having steak with chimichurri for dinner, and my blog totally blew up, breaking my previous views record by over 1,000 views!