Recently, we had an underwear poll wherein several people (as many as 14!) “voted” that they went commando regularly. And I think in an underwear poll before that, before the polling feature was enabled, a couple people also averred that they dispensed with the necessity of sous-vêtements.
I confess I am fascinated by this practice. So swashbuckling! But also, so fraught with peril!
So, these questions are for those who, in their self-estimation, freeball regularly (i.e., not in a pinch as when you let laundry slip or when you’re just running out to put the trash out before pickup).
[li]How often do you do it?[/li][li]Do you do so at “serious” places, like work, or church, or court, or a job interview?[/li][li]Does it feel naughty? Did it ever?[/li][li]When did you start?[/li][li]Why did you start?[/li][li]Who else knows, in your real life, that you’re footloose and fancy-free?[/li][/ul]
And perhaps some more probing questions:
[li]What do you do when you take a leak? How do you avoid “the trickle?”[/li][li]What about dropping a deuce? Can you ever be really confident that there’s not going to be a skid mark?[/li][li]Do you wash your trousers more frequently in light of the above?[/li][/ul]
And finally, what other people do in their underwear, such as sleeping, or bumming around the house, what do you do given your abstemiousness towards underpants? Lounge around in shorts? Butt booty nekkid?
I await your responses and the dawning of a golden age of underwear science.
ETA: Oh, one other thing: I always wear an undershirt, and when I have allowed myself the liberty of being out there (and loving it?! hmmm…maybe?..), tucking an undershirt straight into your trousers is sort of strange. What do you do?
Also, what about the freeballer’s natural enemy—winter?
(Note: I have put this in IMHO, since that’s where underwear polls have always seemed to go; but: Guests propose and modes dispose, so if this should go somewhere else, feel free to move it.)