I just want to let any female Doper out there know that I have NO boundaries, so if you feel the urge to hog, kiss, fellate, f*ck or anything else, feel free. If this isn’t true MPSIMS, I don’t know what is.
Let me amend that to say that if you feel like doing any of those things * TO ME*, feel free.
Thanks for the clarification, Superdude. You had me a little confused, there. 
Oh, I have those urges all the time…oh, you mean, with you!? Oh, sorry. My bad.
[sub]Ya know I love ya, bud![/sub]
Well, I can’t remember the last time I had a good, hard hog. Must have been back in my college da- what? Hug? Oh, well, hell! Never mind then.
Never before having had the urge to hog…oh.
Thought I was going to learn something new.
I’m so disappointed.
Hey, I never said y’all couldn’t either HOG or HUG me. It’s your preference.
OINK
Turn you on, big guy?
Suddenly, I’m very glad I’m leaving the state for a few days. Dude, for some reason, I expect to hear about your adventures at BAR or Have A Nice Day Cafe.
Good luck with all that, bubba.
Ummmmm… when were you not horny?
Um…That’s what I give up for Lent.
You gave up horniness for Lent???
I tried. Didn’t say I was successful at it. 
Maybe the two of you should get together.
Perhaps you should flog your hog - you’ll get some respite from the priapism.