An SDMB Timeline

Is there any way at all to read from The Winter Of Our Missed Content?

Here’s the combined data on Mods as I have it. There need to be further corrections for the ??? items and possible additions to the list. But for now:
<===== Designates current Moderator or Administrator

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Lynn Bodoni
Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks. <=====
Lynn Bodoni
Total Posts: 17,215
Join Date: 03-09-1999
Mod Date(s): (original)

Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks. <=====
Ed Zotti
Total Posts: 1,643
Join Date: 02-18-1999
Mod Date(s): (original)

C K Dexter Haven .Cafe Society, Comments on Staff Reports
Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks. <=====
C K Dexter Haven
Total Posts: 14,002
Join Date: 02-19-1999
Mod Date(s): (original)

Eutychus
Total Posts: 5,410
Join Date: 02-20-1999
Mod Date(s): (original) - 17 Jul 2003

TubaDiva .About This Message Board
Straight Dope Message Board - Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks. <=====
TubaDiva
Total Posts: 8,578
Join Date: 03-10-1999
Mod Date(s): (original)

tomndebb N E Ohio.Great Debates
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=82 <=====
tomndebb
Total Posts: 32,676
Join Date: 03-12-1999
Mod Date(s): 24 Dec 2004

Nickrz
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=131
Nickrz
Total Posts: 2,031
Join Date: 03-13-1999
Mod Date(s): ??? - 28 Apr 2000

Rico Utah’s Dixie. General Questions
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=207 <=====
Rico
Total Posts: 4,597
Join Date: 03-16-1999
Mod Date(s): 19 Oct 2005

JillGat
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=231
JillGat
Total Posts: 3,824
Join Date: 03-16-1999
Mod Date(s): 1999 - 15 May 2000 and
Mar 2001 (?) - 29 Apr 2002 (?)

David B
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=293
David B
Total Posts: 7,263
Join Date: 03-19-1999
Mod Date(s): Jun 1999 - 28 Jan 2005

SkipMagic In Yon Twee. Cafe Society, Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=547
SkipMagic
Total Posts: 6,768
Join Date: 04-08-1999
Mod Date(s): 7 Apr 2005 - (2009?)

Czarcasm Earth Prime, Pre-Crisis In My Humble Opinion
(originally Slythe)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=774
Czarcasm
Total Posts: 24,597
Join Date: 04-24-1999
Mod Date(s): 25 May 2000 (off 7 Jun - 13 Dec 2010)

UncleBeer
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=913
UncleBeer
Total Posts: 11,969
Join Date: 05-03-1999
Mod Date(s): (pre-Oct 2000) - ???

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=1185 <=====
Ellen Cherry
Total Posts: 8,882
Join Date: 05-21-1999
Mod Date(s): 27 Sep 2009

Alphagene
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=1369
Alphagene
Total Posts: 2,744
Join Date: 06-07-1999
Mod Date(s): (pre-Oct 2000) - ???
Ukulele Ike Brooklyn.Cafe Society
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=1717
Ukulele Ike
Total Posts: 10,629
Join Date: 07-07-1999
Mod Date(s): 29 Aug 2001 - 28 May 2009

Coldfire
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=1957
Coldfire
Total Posts: 15,943
Join Date: 07-27-1999
Mod Date(s): 16 Nov 2000 - 7 Apr 2005

Gaudere . Great Debates
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=1961 <=====
Gaudere
Total Posts: 6,107
Join Date: 07-28-1999
Mod Date(s): (original)

Manhattan
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=2025
manhattan
Total Posts: 9,127
Join Date: 08-03-1999
Mod Date(s): (pre-Sep 2000) - 27 Mar 2001

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=2109
Spectre of Pithecanthropus
Total Posts: 16,010
Join Date: 08-11-1999
Mod Date(s): 17 May 2010 - 17 Nov 2011

samclem Akron, Ohio. General Questions
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=2145 <=====
samclem
Total Posts: 18,485
Join Date: 08-15-1999
Mod Date(s): 18 Jun 2004

TVeblen Cecil’s dungeon.The BBQ Pit
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=2510
TVeblen
Total Posts: 6,610
Join Date: 09-11-1999
Mod Date(s): 20 Nov 2000 - ???

Arnold Winkelried
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=2891
Arnold Winkelried
Total Posts: 14,742
Join Date: 10-18-1999
Mod Date(s): 22 May 2000 - ???

DrMatrix New York State of Mind. General Questions
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=3128
DrMatrix
Total Posts: 3,299
Join Date: 11-05-1999
Mod Date(s): 20 Aug 2001 - 10 May 2007

John Corrado
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=3512
John Corrado
Total Posts: 3,685
Join Date: 12-07-1999
Mod Date(s): 11 Oct 2000 - ???

Chronos
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=4176
Chronos
Total Posts: 43,691
Join Date: 01-22-2000
Mod Date(s): 21 Sep 2000 - ???

Cajun Man New York State of Mind. Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=4803
Cajun Man
Total Posts: 2,451
Join Date: 03-05-2000
Mod Date(s): (pre-2003) - 16 Feb 2012

bibliophage Maine. Comments on Cecil’s Columns
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=5496
bibliophage
Total Posts: 8,883
Join Date: 04-07-2000
Mod Date(s): 20 Aug 2001 - 8 Sept 2009

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=7108 <=====
RickJay
Total Posts: 27,078
Join Date: 06-12-2000
Mod Date(s): 14 Jun 2011

MEBuckner Atlanta, Georgia, USA. Great Debates
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=8547
MEBuckner
Total Posts: 9,307
Join Date: 08-03-2000
Mod Date(s): 5 Dec 2001 - 8 Sept 2009

Giraffe San Jose, California. The BBQ Pit
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=8812
Giraffe
Total Posts: 9,336
Join Date: 08-13-2000
Mod Date(s): 9 May 2005 - 24 Feb 2009 (?)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=10115 <=====
Colibri
Total Posts: 18,506
Join Date: 10-11-2000
Mod Date(s): 20 Jun 2007

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=11601 <=====
Miller
Total Posts: 30,838
Join Date: 12-19-2000
Mod Date(s): 25 Sep 2009

xash Santa Clara, CA.General Questions
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=12220
xash
Total Posts: 4,091
Join Date: 01-15-2001
Mod Date(s): 17 Jul 2003 - 3 Aug 2007

fluiddruid Des Moines, IA.Cafe Society, The BBQ Pit
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=19467
fluiddruid
Total Posts: 5,715
Join Date: 11-26-2001
Mod Date(s): 10 Oct 2005

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=21437 <=====
Marley23
Total Posts: 58,685
Join Date: 04-19-2002
Mod Date(s): 18 Mar 2008

Frank Denver, Colorado. In My Humble Opinion
(originally This Year’s Model)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=23639
Frank
Total Posts: 16,835
Join Date: 07-11-2002
Mod Date(s):19 Oct 2005 - ???

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=24510 <=====
twickster
Total Posts: 34,410
Join Date: 08-11-2002
Mod Date(s): 4 Jun 2009

(originally InvisibleWombat)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=32947 <=====
Gary “Wombat” Robson
Total Posts: 8,726
Join Date: 03-20-2003
Mod Date(s): 2 Jul 2008

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=38203 <=====
Idle Thoughts
Total Posts: 6,854
Join Date: 08-07-2003
Mod Date(s): 15 Jun 2011

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=42630 <=====
Gfactor
Total Posts: 9,469
Join Date: 12-22-2003
Mod Date(s): 20 Jun 2007

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=53286 <=====
Gukumatz
Total Posts: 2,288
Join Date: 06-11-2005
Mod Date(s): 7 Jun 2009

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I have no idea how to retrieve that data, but I would point out that that specific period is not alone in the gaps category. The discrepancy between the Post Count on the Main Page and the “latest post” is off by over 100,000. Lost posts for whatever reason must be partly to account for that.

If you look over that latest list of Post Numbers you’ll see

04-24-2007, 03:02 AM

and that’s because 8500000 is an invalid Post ID. There are many like that.

Hmmm… Singles would be spam posts removed, but those large blocs… interesting.

Once we deduce the actual size of the The Winter in post count, we could see what the odds are that the remaining single missing posts can be accounted for as spam. It’s not an unreasonable assumption.

I’ve been toying with some other gee-whiz things we might try to find:

– The first BANNED user
– The first Closed thread (who started it, how big was it, who closed it, when)
– Which Mod has closed the most threads
– The longest time span between closed threads

Just for starting a list of such trivia. Others?

There might have been unpublicized bannings in the early days, but the first public banning was Contestant #3. He used numerous names later on, and I think his last incarnation was as Krispy Original. So, apparently they let him back in keeping the new name, but left the banned name (ha!) stay banned, and did not merge it with his original or any other names (Martyr #7, I think was another).

The first permanent ban was the former mod.

First reported death: WallyM7 in early 2000 (then we found out there was nothing to corroborate it)
Second reported death: Dr. Watson also in early 2000 (same problem with WallyM7)
First confirmed death: poopah chalupah

Great finds there, Earl Snake-Hips Tucker! I’ll not be asking for more clarification of “which Melin” after reading that one.

There must be dozens more firsts and such noteworthy moments worth the searching.

In addition to deaths, do we have documentation of convicted felons? :smiley:

First Doper marriage (both being Dopers before meeting, maybe even limited to meeting on SDMB)

First Doper in space.

First known Doper Jeopardy winner.

Wackiest Doper meltdown (resulting in banning and also not)/

Longest time between posts by currently active Doper.

Yeah, NoClueBoy! More!

Here are some details from that big gap in Post ID#'s:

Is this The Winter Of Our Missed Content?

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Thread: The Dark Knight Returns
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  12-07-2001, 03:29 AM  

Green Fool
BANNED Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 138

I am going to flip through it and see if it grabs me.

As for Frank Miller as an over all talent… he is responisble for Robocop 2 and 3 if I am not mistaken.

I made the mistake of reading a whole bunch of sin city in a weekend. Don’t do it, you’ll realize that it’s the same story over and over again.And then you’ll feel cheated and gay, and you’ll think dogs are cats…well… atleast that’s what happened to me.

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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=1895823
Thread: First Thread!
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  03-10-2002, 08:02 PM  

Weirddave
BANNED Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Republic of Marylandistan
Posts: 9,900

First Thread!


WHOOOO! I make the first post! I RULE!


“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.”

~Barry Goldwater

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Here’s an old thread that mentions some of the notable events when this board was only three years old. It mentions the first reported meeting of Dopers from this board incarnation, although some had actually met previously from the AOL board.
First possible all-Doper marriage looks to be in 2001. I think they’ve since split, so that would also probably be the first all-Doper divorce!

I don’t know about felons, but this was the first public posting about a member spending time in the pokey.

Well, I guess that serves this Tennessean right! Extra cool, Earl Snake-Hips Tucker. Your finds have kicked this thread into high gear. We’re on the way to some worthwhile nostalgia with the stuff that’s already here and I’m sure there must be many more fun reads we have yet to add to the thread.

Xash did not stop being a staff member in 2007; he just didn’t have a forum assigned to him any longer. He has been a very valuable contributor since then as an administrator, and still does things for us behind the scenes from time to time.

Perhaps it would be more appropriate to list “staff date” instead of “mod date” since we have some admins who have never been mods, some mods who have never been admins, and several who have been both.

First Poll?
First charity effort to a Doper?
Halloween themes?

-D/a

Polling was enabled on 22 September 2009 in IMHO. Staff members did several test polls before that, but the first public poll was actually attached to the poll tutorial as a sticky in IMHO, posted by yours truly.

[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:115, topic:622027”]

Polling was enabled on 22 September 2009 in IMHO. Staff members did several test polls before that, but the first public poll was actually attached to the poll tutorial as a sticky in IMHO, posted by yours truly.
[/QUOTE]

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That gave me the clue to try to find my first poll(s) right at six months later:


Greatest Male Actors – SDMB Poll
03-24-2010, 06:57 AM
Zeldar

Poll: Greatest Male Actors – SDMB Poll
Zeldar 03-28-2010 07:13 AM
by Zeldar 22 2,801 Cafe Society

Greatest Female Actors – SDMB Poll
03-24-2010, 07:12 AM
Zeldar

Poll: Greatest Female Actors – SDMB Poll
Zeldar 03-24-2010 02:20 PM
by Zeldar 4 2,114 Cafe Society

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Anybody have a clue as to how many polls there have been so far?

It must have been how I set up the search before, but I missed my very first poll by a few days. The embarrassing thing is that I was referring to this very thread within the past week or so in the process of posting a follow-up on the same basic idea. But in this one I even said it was my first effort at a poll:

Poll: Poll: What’s your favorite Cafe Society topic?
03-21-2010, 07:27 AM
Zeldar
03-25-2010 03:51 PM
by Ephemera
23 2,845 Cafe Society
Voters: 101. This poll is closed

I’m going to do a count on polls I started, knowing full well that I have participated in at least 100 others. But as I have indicated before, just voting in a poll leaves no trace as far as searches go: you have to remember the poll by title to see if your poll choice(s) had been italicized, thus validating your memory that you were there. Of course, posting in that thread will leave a trace that searches can follow.

A while back I started a thread with the objective of locating the SDMB poll with the most voters. That thread fizzled out with nothing much in the way of proof or even evidence. Maybe a new search for that bit of trivia could be another objective of this thread?

And there just have to be older polls than these of mine. Who started the first one, and in which forum, after the date Gary “Wombat” Robson mentions above (22 September 2009 in IMHO )?

That count is 79. Searching for those I have participated in may take a while longer.

ETA:

I hope the answer to that is in

Dopers on Jeopardy! THE List
11-18-2004, 02:39 PM
commasense

[QUOTE=Zeldar;
And there just have to be older polls than these of mine. Who started the first one, and in which forum, after the date Gary “Wombat” Robson mentions above (22 September 2009 in IMHO )?[/QUOTE]

Wombat announced that at 2:00 PM on that day.

A failed attempt at a poll was initiated at 3;11 by Brainiac ::cough. Don’t say BAT. ::cough

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=533080&highlight=poll

At 3:51, blondbear successfully got it off the ground.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11584252&highlight=poll#post11584252

I think Guy Stuff was the first 1000-post thread.
The creation of Need answer fast! Inside is a link to skydiving thread that was the inspiration. There had been a smattering of ‘need answer fast’ threads previously, but this was what cemented it as an SDMB meme.