I got one now which at least parses correctly:
Solar panel trade protectionism
“Apprentice” donor team stalls R.O.I.
When Tony Blair was the UK Prime Minister he was accused of trying to set up a ‘Nanny State’ … his full name, ANTHONY CHARLES LYNTON BLAIR anagrams to I SHALL CONTROL EARTH BY NANNY.
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA anagrams to ABU KHAN BOSS AMERICA (Abu, “father”, Khan, “leader”)
RONALD WILSON REAGAN was an INSANE ANGLO WAR-LORD
As for DONALD JOHN TRUMP … there doesn’t seem to be an anagram of his name … maybe because he’s not a politician?
Finally… the Greek name of Jesus, IESOUS XRISTOS, anagrams to OSIRIS SET XOUS (Xous, “a measure of capacity equal to 12 cups”)
Hand Mud Jolt Porn?
But if you go with just Donald Trump you get
Damn Turd Pol
And
Hillary Clinton. Horny Lilac Lint
Bernie Sanders -Ensnare Debris
Vladimir Putin -Viral Mud in Pit
Breitbart News - Best Warn Tribe
And my favorite
Hope Hicks- He Picks Ho
Thanks for picking up ‘detach’.
If we’re going with politicians and parties, I had:
Republican party =
Cranial burp type =
aberrant icy pulp
Democratic Party =
more cryptic data =
accept mayor dirt
Hillary Rodham Clinton =
Army had thrill in colon =
hardly thin, all moronic
Back to recent events, it’s likely that the
STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
would be interpreted differently depending on whether you are pro-Trump:
FETE DOTARD’S ANUS - IT SHONE!
or, for those of an Anti-Trump persuasion:
STARTED HEINOUS, OFTEN SAD.