Should of tried harder on this one, dude.
…what?
Thoroughly intolerant of rudeness… In the BBQ Pit?
Being rudely honest with other members is one of the reasons the forum exists, you daft little fool.
I marvel at your ability to take two paragraphs to say absolutely nothing. And that’s saying something. In the end, isn’t that what’s important?
No, it isn’t. But at least we all learned a lesson here today.
Well, no, actually, we didn’t. But at least we have a sense of closure.
Well …
Oh, damn. Sorry to disappoint you on your first pitting Giraffe. But unless the rules are changed so we can post board complaints/questions elsewhere, I think you’ll have to live with the fact that your “pittings” may not rise to the level of the incoherent rage-driven vitriol you’re hoping for.
But maybe this will help:
Giraffe, You demented power-crazed freak-necked pus-gobbling fuckface. Your closing of my thread is an abomination that cries to heaven. My only question is how you found the time in between brutalizing senior citizens and drinking baby-blood to perpetrate such an injustice. You have clearly shown your tyrannical, even genocidal tendencies. God may forgive you…history will not.
Better?
Not really, because there wasn’t any genuine rage behind it.
It’s like watching an amatuer backyard wresting match, when the goal is to watch two impoverished immigrants beating each other senseless in the boxing ring so the winner can use the prize money to buy a relative’s freedom from a Guatamalan jail.
Uh, right Metacom, that’s because I wasn’t being serious. If you’re looking for blood move along Metacom because there’s nothing to see here.
You say this as if it were a bad thing.
He’s just doing it because he’s got a shiny asshole.
[sub]just propogating SDMB’s newest cliche.[/sub]
My point exactly. I think.
No. You forgot jack-booted. sigh Slowly but surely, the mod pitting traditions are fading away.
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awww… what a cute widdle TIE fighter!
Defending the Death Starfish?
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An obtuse giraffe’s tongue is twenty-two feet long when a triangle. When prehensiled, it becomes a polygon, and is no longer obtuse.
Careful, the last poster who called someone obtuse got banned for it!
I think that was Metacom’s point
If carefully measured using a protractor, and found to be of a great than 90* angle, would it be OK? 
Which was my point.
Aaaah. Good times, good times.