And now, a word from the President.

Master_Wang-Ka · September 23, 2003, 12:15am

ahem

My fellow Americans,

Fuck the poor.

Fuck the poor, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, fuck the poor, FUCK the poor, FUCK the poor, FUCK the poor, FUCK the POOR, FUCK the POOR, FUCK the POOR, FUCK the POOR, FUCK THE POOR, FUCK THE POOR, FUCK THE POOR, FUCK THE POOR, FAAAAACK THE FAAAACKIN’ POOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!

Oh, and fuck the middle class, too.

Thank you.

wring · September 23, 2003, 12:27am

that’s twice now. (Not just you). Ya know, I am the antithesis of a Bush fan, but I’d really, really like to have some, you know, actual facts along with my rant. honest. I’ll join in. just give me something, please???

manhattan · September 23, 2003, 12:28am

You are factually incorrect. Laura came from a well-to-do family.

Hope that helps.

Astroboy14 · September 23, 2003, 1:05am

Where is it, exactly, that we are to report for this fucking of the poor? Some of them are pretty damn cute!

El_Cid_Viscoso · September 23, 2003, 1:23am

OOOOOWWWwwww. My freaking ears!

Diogenes_the_Cynic · September 23, 2003, 1:41am

What…nothing about Jesus?

Nametag · September 23, 2003, 2:20am

Sorry DtC, he wasn’t with us long enough.

elucidator · September 23, 2003, 2:32am

Yeah, you’re really going to have to be more specific. Do you mean shafting the poor? Boning the poor? Bending the poor over for a Turkish enema? Giving the poor a Jolly Rogering? (Arrr! Arrr!) The Way of Bushido? Beggar buggering? What, exactly?

Diogenes_the_Cynic · September 23, 2003, 3:06am

I think the Senate is currently working on something called the “Filthy Sanchez Act.”

MrTuffPaws · September 23, 2003, 3:10am

WTF is a Turkish enema, and more important, am I getting one from Bush?

The_Wrong_Girl · September 23, 2003, 3:21am

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

Muffin · September 23, 2003, 3:43am

Wang-Ka, that was brilliant! Best laugh I’ve had in days!

Spiff · September 23, 2003, 2:49pm

And the Democrats’ reply?

ahem

My fellow Americans,

Eat the rich.

Eat the rich, eat the rich, eat the rich, eat the rich, eat the rich, eat the rich, [etc.]
Well, that WOULD be the Democrats’ reply … if they had a backbone, that is.

Trion · September 23, 2003, 2:54pm

Out Soon From Trion Books:

Eating the Rich and Fucking the Poor,
Benefits of a two party system.

Order yours now!

elf6c · September 23, 2003, 3:17pm

Gee why did Fox carry the Bush interview- and why such softball questions from its “reporter”:

But when Fox News Channel, Rupert Murdoch’s 24-hour cable network, debuted in 1996, a curious thing happened: Instead of denouncing it, conservative politicians and activists lavished praise on the network. “If it hadn’t been for Fox, I don’t know what I’d have done for the news,” Trent Lott gushed after the Florida election recount (Washington Post, 2/5/01). George W. Bush extolled Fox News Channel anchor Tony Snow–a former speechwriter for Bush’s father–and his “impressive transition to journalism” in a specially taped April 2001 tribute to Snow’s Sunday-morning show on its five-year anniversary (Washington Post, 5/7/01). The right-wing Heritage Foundation had to warn its staffers not to watch so much Fox News on their computers, because it was causing the think tank’s system to crash.

When it comes to Fox News Channel, conservatives don’t feel the need to “work the ref.” The ref is already on their side. Since its 1996 launch, Fox has become a central hub of the conservative movement’s well-oiled media machine. Together with the GOP organization and its satellite think tanks and advocacy groups, this network of fiercely partisan outlets–such as the Washington Times, the Wall Street Journal editorial page and conservative talk-radio shows like Rush Limbaugh’s–forms a highly effective right-wing echo chamber where GOP-friendly news stories can be promoted, repeated and amplified. Fox knows how to play this game better than anyone.

http://www.fair.org/extra/0108/fox-main.html

Oh, **that’s **why. Fair and balanced my ass. :rolleyes:

Left_Hand_of_Dorkness · September 23, 2003, 3:23pm

Goodness – imagine the resulting santorum!

Daniel

Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow · September 23, 2003, 4:52pm

That was the first thing I thought of, too.

Chefguy · September 23, 2003, 6:31pm

Fuck ‘em, the fuckin’ fucks.

lieu · September 23, 2003, 6:41pm

And now, a word from the President…

“Fuckular”

NurseCarmen · September 23, 2003, 7:22pm

kill kill kill kill kill the poor
kill kill kill kill kill the poor
kill kill kill kill kill the poor toniiiiight!
-The Dead Kennedys