I called him “Bedbug” in another thread. I vote for that or “Bedwetter”
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Ahhhhhhh. Tuba, my queen, I love you. Will you marry me? I promise to keep your spit valve clean til woodwinds do us part.
I have taken the liberty of working out a few statististical probabilities. Here’s what I came up with:
Odds of bedboy4 returning: 85%
Odds of bedboy4 using a similar name: 60%
Odds of bedboy4 getting an e-mail account along the lines of “fuckyouwallym7@hotmail.com”: 50%
Odds of bedboy4 being banned again within one week of his reappearance: 100%
Odds of bedboy4 returning, apologizing, then leaving never to return: Uncertain, but somewhat lower than that of being struck by lightning while urinating in a public park.
Of course, it is important to keep in mind that these are probabilities, not certainties. Nonetheless, I feel very strongly that many of these shall be borne out.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Wow! Once again the magnificent Tuba is on a troll like a chicken on a june-bug. Or like a heat-seeking (troll-seeking?) missile. This woman shows no mercy - before long, trolls everywhere will tremble at the mere mention of her name.
TubaDiva - Supreme Troll-whacker of the SDMB! Long may she reign! (or is that ‘rein’?)
You’ve got a point there, brother - and one of these days I’m going to figure out what it is. - Cecil Adams