I’ll have you know, Bedboy, that these scars and extra growths on my face are the result of a horrible atomic experiment gone wrong in the service of my country! The third and fourth eyes came about after losing a bet to Dr. Angry, the grafting of a cow’s head to my stomach a fashion choice that, I must admit, didn’t really become “vogue” in the way I had hoped.
Yes, damnit, I’m ugly! The Missouri Flu has turned my skin to bleu cheese and may father keeps using it as salad dressing. And yes, my hair was doone by Medusa herself, so it’s no surprise that it is a mass of writhing snakes.
So you have seen the ugly doper for what he is. Still, on my worst days I don’t have the amount of venomous bile that seems to leak out of your pores like low-grade kerosene leaks out of mine (another encounter with Dr. Angry, but that’s another story).
I agree with bedfellow in that there are a lot of people on this board that don’t exactly sound like the kind of people I would ever want to hang out with.
I’m new here, and I get dumped on only when I really beg for it (like that ‘You stupid Americans’ post).
The fact is that while losers and geeks to not have a de facto market corner on internet bulletin boards, they do happen to turn up quite a lot, and they pretty much run the place.
As another “newbie” having a good time around here, I’d like to chime in.
Bedboy, it seems to me that the only requirement here is that you show a genuine interest in what’s going on. Sure, there are lots of people around here who know each other, and so there are some rather “in-jokey” threads, but if you take a look around you’ll see that there are lots of people posting who are not “popular”. They just have something to say, and they choose to be polite about it.
It seems to me that your main interest here is to draw attention to yourself. That strategy stops working at about age 16–after that people expect you to contribute something worthwhile.
This stupid thread is consistantly in the top 5 threads each time I come in here…So I will make a statement.
Would you all kindly let this thread die a quick and painful death?
Forget the little twerpboy, let us get on to more fun things to flame. He’s (sorry Wally)worse than a Putz, so if you leave him be he might just go on about his merry way and inflict is stupidity on another board.
'Sides, he’s not fun to flame, all he does is whine and pound his hands on the floor like a 5 year old.
If only you had made fun of our names, we would have had a few laughs at least.
C’mon, bedspanker, explain. Why are you still here? You keep begging us to flame your ass off! What gives? Sure, we’re all people of good will here, but dangle the sausage long enough and even the most patient of dogs will bite.
Why is that even remotely entertaining? To have a group of over 5,000 people think you’re a stupid ass?
Oh, and Karma, you’re free to leave as well of course. I’m sure you wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of geeks and losers now…
(Incidently, the Karma-type poster is the one that makes me want to know most what they look like. If they call us geeks and losers without knowing what WE look like, then I’m sure the psychogical term “projection” might be in order here, right?)
Oh, and Esprix, you’re two out of three bit cracked me up
Coldfire Likely Voted to Poster Most Drunk
WallyM7 on Coldfire: "Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Coldfire, you called it with “bedspanker”. That’s got my vote. BTW, does this idiot have no other furniture?
A computer, and a bed, and he calls us geeks and losers?
