and that shall be your epitaph!

inspired by the user’s motto thread.
please post the epitaphs only to banned users with more than 365 posts.

DreadCthulhu - cast back to R’lyeh by a dreader Bodoni.
RIP 11-11-2002 to 12-31-2003.

handy - If only this had been 30 years ago all your answers might’ve been right. (3-12-1999 to 11-25-2003)

Zenster - A chicken in every pot, a post in every thread, and a mod hat on every head. Cook In Peace (yes, I remember the Iron Chef competitions) (6-4-2000 to 10-24-2003)